Part 2 to this <- Old Lorulean Proverb: If the creepy thing starts talking: You better start walking.

the first rule of shipping is get aromantic with it. the second rule is that gender and sexuality are what i want them to be. the third rule is have fun and be yourself

the fourth rule is it doesn’t have to be fucking canon

BOTW fan comic about Zelda I’ve posted everywhere else but Tumblr. I have a lot of feelings about Zelda’s character in BOTW, and I desperately needed to make a comic exploring how she personally relates to the demon she’s working so hard to keep dormant.  

Isnt it weird that hotel rooms provide toilet paper, tissues, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, soap, and ive even seen some provide make removal wipes, but I’ve never seen a single one provide pads or tampons?

Russian-speaking twitter had a huuuuge discussion about that last month I think, it was crazy how angry men were after just reading this question.

The arguments against varied from “hotels can’t afford it” to “you should plan your periods women, you have apps for that” to “but what if men eat tampons by mistake” (what???)

It really blew up and as far as I know quite a few workplaces began to put pads and tampons in office toilets. Hopefully hotels will too.

Yeah i just thought about it when i saw make up wipes in the hotel i stayed in the other day. Like make up wipes are very much something men could accidentally eat yet they are okay to provide but not pads??

Men will see a hypothetical hotel tampon and eat it

men will see a tampon and say is anyone gonna eat that and not wait for an answer

The lower it goes, the more items become edible. You also get more and stupider options in quests.

Villager: "Please help us, bandits have kidnapped our son! They've set up camp on the other side of those hills, please hurry."

[food meter > 50%] "Bandits preying upon your humble village? I will stop these trouble-makers posthaste!"

[food meter > 25%] "ugh fine I'll save your shitty son or whatever"

[food meter < 25%] "fuck them kids."

This is the funniest shit that has happened to me on tumblr thank you for making me laugh mystery hater and hateie

can I stay in bed until 2025

Wake up bitch

Love how this website will have conversations with the long dead.

"Are you okay" NO. THERE ARE LITTLE FICTIONAL BITCHES IN MY HEAD. AND THEY'RE KISSING.

Anyone else feel like their mutuals are way out of their league? Like they follow you back and you’re just like

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

ok im obsessed w this tag

once in grade 6 I saw a 'pottery making club' in a ditch on the schoolyard- I assume at some point someone realized there was actually good quality clay in the ditch and when I walked up there were about a dozen 12 year olds sitting around the few girls who had brought their water bottles out to mix the clay, and a designated spot to put the finished bowls and tablets, and people going off and collecting sticks to make designs with and i really think that's the natural state of the human race

In elementary school I learned that you can make paint out of certain sedimentary rocks on the playground if you crushed them and mixed with water and at one point I had up to 25 kindergarten through third graders making cave paintings on the underside of the slides

The nature of man is such that every so often, someone recreates the neolithic era.

Yeah, every recess

#that's because at the core humans want art and community and funny little objects to put stuff in

Where is "rose is watching her planet die while the doctor is slaying in the corner" I haven't seen her on my dash in a while I miss her

shhhhh guys be quiet we need to be quiet or else the bears will hear us. as long as we all keep quiet (everyone liking this post) we will be fine just don't do anything to alert the bears okay?

ASSERT THE PEARS?? HUH??

SHHHH OH MY GOD STOP THE BEARS ARE LOOKING THIS WAY

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everyone be quiet oh my fucking god ....

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:33 < jegus fuck!!

"What was that?"

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"Must be my imagination."

HoNk :o)

you two Homestuck motherfuckers better shut the fuck up or I swear to GOD.

:33 < whoopsies okay i will be extra quiet!

Thank you nepeta from Homestuck. It looks like the bear has left, I think we can all quietly head back to the car...wait...where's the fucking car?

MY FUCKING CAR

Post cancelled, MOTHERFUCKING DYKEYAOI?? ARE U KIDDING ME?? That's the coolest fucking username ever. What's next? faggotyuri??

@faggotyuri :D

Hey what's going on in this thread

HOLY SHIT FAGGOTYURI

Everyone give it up for @Dykeyaoi and @Faggotyuri make sure to clap really really loud 📢

@dykeyaoi and @faggotyuri have pleased the bears, we are saved

Yes officer that's the bear that stole my fucking car get his ass

You're scaring me

forcibly keeping this fandom alive until we get any news whatsoever

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