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the point of pink camo is that it looks cute

I have never seen anyone wearing pink camo because I believe that cute people deserve my full commitment to the bit

I love Animorphs because they have an alien companion who can help them learn about alien technology and stuff. But he's also a teenager so like half the time he is like "Yeah... so there was a game on after school and I wasn't really paying attention to that lesson."

Reading through Brandon Sanderson's Cytonic and I just met Chet Starfinder and I know there's a chance that he's going to turn out to be evil, but I don't care. He rode in on a dinosaur and has an incredible mustache and I want him carnally. The church would have to invent a whole new category of sin for what I would let that man do to me.

Just found out Chet is an Eldritch abomination from outside of space and time. This changes nothing except that the church will need to consult a team of physicists to catalog my sins.

actually the craziest impact animorphs has had on me is that i never really got an urge to eat cinnamon buns from reading them BUT the phrase "the refreshing beverage known as vinegar" has forced its way into my head every other week for years to try and convince me it would be a good idea to chug a whole glass of it

tyhe voices in my head are gettinh louder

Vinegar is what we used to use as the acid in our sodas before we switched to Carbonated Water in the 19th century, and vinegar-based sodas trace their roots all the way back to the Bronze Age Meditteranean! The Romans called it Posca! The Ottomans adopted it from the Romans and called it Sharab, which means "Drink", and then American colonists acquired the recipe from the Ottomans in the 17th century and changed the name to Shrub!

There's a famous example of Posca that most people misremember because we don't drink Vinegar much anymore. If you're familiar with the Crucifixion of Jesus in the Bible, you probably remember the bit about the Roman soldier offering Jesus a sponge full of vinegar to drink. Most people think the Roman dude was mocking Jesus, but that's wrong. That was a sponge full of Posca. The Roman dude was like "Well this sucks. Want a Sprite?"

...Fun fact, I know this because the phrase "Refreshing Beverage known as Vinegar" got stuck in my head one night at work, and I started googling "Does anybody drink vinegar". I had to know. It turns out the answer is yes! And you can still find vinegar-based soft drinks today! Switchel is a vinegar-and-ginger drink you can find at some bars in the US, and it goes back to pre-carbonated soft drinks.

Also, I know several people who drink pickle juice regularly, and white vinegar is a key component of pickle juice! So that's also where vinegar as a drink can pop up in your day to day life.

There's also a trendy New Age beverage called fire cider that's literally just vinegar, cinnamon, spice, and pretensions. RIP Ax, you would've loved the fire cider craze.

op here. imagine how i feel. i've been dealing with this propaganda in my notifications all week.

Alright so one of my past jobs was working at an on tap place called Oil and Vinegar store. It’s supposed to be for salad dressings and stuff. People would bring in their bottles and we’d fill them up.

Vinegar is basically just made from fruit sugars so we had. The most. Amazing vinegars. There’s this one made with mango pulp that I straight up would have just drunk but if you add it to soda water it was truly the most decadent beverage imaginable. So there’s like passion fruit, raspberry, elderflower- just every wonderful sharp flavor imaginable.

We had pregnant ladies who’d buy several bottles at a time because it’s really great for nausea.

What I’m saying here is that Ax wasn’t wrong at all, that dude knew what was up even if he was probably chugging boring household white vinegar.

Some ancient Roman dude, inexplicably reading Animorphs: Hey, this blue kid knows what's up

tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here

Dear Tiktokers,

If you say "unalived" here we will kill you. We will murder you to death. Then we will steal your bones and claim they were ethically sourced. This would be unpleasant for us because people here are surprisingly concerned and knowledgeable about the morality of bone ownership. Surely this method of bone collecting will be judged as problematic and we will be cancelled by our peers. And it will all be your fault. How dare you. You monster.

You know who could fix America? Szeth son son vallano.

Get that boy a white suit and some glowing rocks and he'd have this all sorted in a weekend

Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

This post made Mog realize Mog's cave gone too long no fire. Mog fix soon.

Why I believe Adolin was not only justified,but also morally correct to kill Sadeas like he did.

Firstly, We need to remember that killing someone is acceptable in this universe. However it needs to be done in the light through a duel or war so that the other person has a warning.

Sadeas disregard this social rule and try to kill them through betrayal and assassinations. He also know they the Kholins are honorable and believe that they will still follow this rule. He is trying to manipulate them and abuse this rule.

And so Adolin kills him, because he see what Sadeas is trying do. Off course he is angry. Who wouldn't be? But killing Sadeas is not only about revenge but also about stopping the danger Sadeas poses to his family, because Sadeas will keep trying to assinate them and on one else is going to stop him.

Adolin killed Sadeas in a duel. Not a traditional duel, of course, but a duel nonetheless. Sadeas picked the venue: Anywhere you can find an advantage. He picked the weapons: secrecy, lies, covert attacks. He picked the rules: do whatever you want so long as it will help you win the duel.

Sadeas stacked the deck in his favor. Turns out Adolin is, without question, a better duelist.

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

World Heritage Post

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]

I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post

Magic of tumblr,

I am morally obligated to add the YouTube video whenever this thread crosses my dash

It is because of this post that anytime I see someone on Tumblr admit to having any kind of advanced degree I have to physically restrain myself from calling them Doctor Yiff.