i'm a medical doctor

i died like 5 years ago my body just kept going

when they're listening to pumped up kicks but don't know that the lyrics are actually messed up.. 😏

BELA LUGOSI is DEAD and ME i feel also not so good

cumpleting the one million smiles challenge took everything out of me

me: yea man your safe with me i mean your not a rock so i have no reason to crack you open because theres no treasures inside you because your not a rock so your probably safe *a medusa turns him to stone* ok well,

Omg why did my mom just text me this 😭😭😭

two parents stand before me... ladies this is your last chance to impress your child and save yourselves from elimination. the time has come for you to lipsync — for your custody rights ⚖️

hear me out wheel

step 1: spin the wheel step 2:

i left out a LOT of characters i found way too conveniently attractive on this one. have fun

my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭

get high and embarrass yourself in front of thousands of transexuals and other deviants

Apple car

near and far its alple car........

Your grandmother’s prayers are still protecting you.

I feel them covering me like a blanket.