theoretically a pactblog

not much of an angel

ugh this picture of a snake peeking around a doorway is my fave this snake just looks so nice 

i made another oc so suzi can have someone to complain to about her relationship problems. his name's rogelio, he's a chain-smoking maltese terrier line cook. he's about 30, he's divorced, and he never cleans his eye stains.

hazel

I remember how nearly a year ago a friend suggested I should make a long tailed tit bookmark to accompany my other bird themed ones, and since they belong to my fav birds it's been on my list ever since! Now they're finally ready and available in two formats. 🖤

You can get one here

TikToks gone so here's a bunch of my art, please follow me and send asks I need

Remembering dream I had where I met two trans guy artists living in a cool city and they invited me over for like a month, and they were very like established and had my dream jobs (one was a mechanic the other was a park ranger working at a center for like environmental shit so they could advanced in their career beyond just patrolling a park like two hours outside the city). they invited me into their polycule and I was really hesitant bc I’ve never really wanted to be poly but I was so enamored by the opportunities that I accepted without much hesitation despite not knowing them like, at all. And both were workaholics so I never saw them and just lived at their apartment and for while it was great bc I could focus on writing and had a part time job at a diner, but then they kept bringing home the most random fucking people to join the polycule. Like a 69 year old, very beautiful but jaded opera singer, a disgraced CFO for an Enron like company, some beatnik wannabe who worked at a gas station, a mother of three who clearly had no interest in any of us, literally like just people on the street, and every time they did a new room generated within the ever growing apartment that was themed around that person. So some of them were really cool and beautiful like Memphis 80s minimalist styled, some were straight out of an arts and crafts Californian home, there were some that were kinda gross and packed with shit and smelled weird, and I kept exploring all of them getting progressively more and more lost and panicking bc I was gonna be late for work, until I finally found what I instinctively knew was called ‘the pound room’ where they kept an incomprehensible amount of Oscar Meyer baloney packages and like PAGES upon pages of the exact same two ocs in *barely* different positions, going at it like animals, almost as if each drawing were meant to be a painstakingly hand drawn frame of an animation. And when I found this room and was going through the drawings, the dream suddenly felt like that scene where Wendy finds Jack’s ‘all work and no play’ pages on the typewriter. And I got goosebumps and suddenly smelled all the baloney, bc it wasn’t refrigerated, and turned around to see that someone was in the doorway. It was the two original trans dudes who had fused into one larger trans guy who looked like a combo of both of them, and the second I recognized that he slammed the door shut and locked it, and I knew I was trapped and gonna die there.

martine: hot topic edition i drew the background from google street view images of southern california

okay, so, bonesaw, miss riley grace davis. i love bonesaw to pieces. but her look... hmm... personally, i'm not really into any of her outfit in any fanart i've seen. so i dedicated myself to designing her a cohesive look!!

i hope other people like my redesign too. feel free to draw this/repost it/lie and claim it as your own somewhere for the attention, i truly do not care, all i care about is other people also enjoying bonesaw :D my only important design note is that, although i did not draw it because i wanted clarity in the design sheet, of course she is always coated in blood and viscera haha

more detailed design thoughts

Honestly throughout the Mags arc the moment that is most horrifying, with the most emotional staying power (even on reread) is being told that Mags is eating poutine and then websearching what poutine is and then finding out what poutine is.

i love being vegan <3