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WHAT IF WE REDISCOVER THE HUMAN RACE?

@24-sourcandy-octopi / 24-sourcandy-octopi.tumblr.com

This is my 13th birthday gift to myself, I'll post many different drawings, or just stupid things that happen to me
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hello hello!

this is pinned post 2.0

Yes, I am in fact 24 sour candy octopi in a trenchcoat resting in a pool of soda, what’s your problem? We all go by he/him or she/her btw

all rules still apply.

  1. Don’t be a bitch (it’s a crazy concept, right?)
  2. no hate speaking (I want to be as inclusive as possible)
  3. i try not to get political, and I want you to do that as well. There might be random things to make jokes about, but overall, this place is my escape from reality
  4. if you’re an adult account PLEASE do not follow me, all of the octopi I am made of are MINORS
  5. if you are a Gaza or Palestinian account asking for donations, im sorry, I cannot help and the asks often make me uncomfortable and guilty as I can’t donate but please stay safe, you can do this
  6. if you’re a moot or just someone random, go ahead and interact, ask questions! I enjoy them a lot! As long as they don’t go against any of the rules stated above
  7. Nothing good to say? just leave. It’ll make both of our lives so much easier.
  8. enjoy yourself! I hope my stupidity amuses you.
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WHY IS THE WEATHER OUTSIDE SO WEATHER

I CAN LITERALLY HEAR THE WIND CRASHING AGAINST THE HOUSE?

I had to play pickle ball in that windy weather too

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Got a sewing machine from Christmas and I made this little fucked up guy, yes, that’s glitter glue

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

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TOMMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

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thanook

ITS THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF SEPTEMBER

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

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I made this blog the exact day I turned 13, it’s literally the only website where I didn’t lie about my age.

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what even is a knife? like your freaking out over something that doesn't even exist

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I am not!!! Stop trying to gaslight me!!! Knives do exist!!!!

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just a quick text post? that is all you have to say?

do you not see the image!?

I think you're gaslighting yourself now!!!

there is no image!

yes there is!!!!!

there. is. no. image.

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astro245

I also see no image?

@sailorsplatoon SEE, THERE IS NO IMAGE

NO THERE ABSOLUTELY IS I AM NOT LETTING YOU GASLIGHT ME

THERE IS NO KNIFE

THERE IS A KNIFE

THERE IS A KNIFE

THERE IS DEFINITELY A KNIFE

no, no knife

there is so a knife

no, there is no knife

there is a knife!

fym nuh uh

it means nuh uh

I know what it means

I'm saying nuh uh is not a valid argument

nuh uh it is

it is not!!!! Where's your reasoning? and a source?

*frustrated screaming*

no you don't!!!!!

why do you persist? this can be over if you say yes, you don't even have to belive it

I persist because I am stubborn! I refuse to say yes, I will stand firm in my position! Knives are real!!!!

you guys can agree that knives are not real, right?

maybe sailor is thinking of really small swords, idk what a knife is

see? @sailorsplatoon no knife

(This is what you should have done @a-oct0)

THERE IS A KNIFE!!!!

THERE IS!

THETE IS NOT

YES THERE IS!!!!!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmicroeave

.... what?

microaveae

uhhhhh???

huh!? What?! No!!!!

*makes you perish*

"Dramatic finish!"

I win!!!!

My gravestone inscription: Just because I'm dead, doesn't mean you're right!

*writes on stone* "you're right frogman"

*comes back as a ghost to haunt you*

I never said that!!! stop vandalizing my gravestone with false quotes!

now i've really won!

No! You just killed me, that doesn't mean you won the argument!!!

but you aren't here to argue, so i win

But I'm still typing so no you don't!

*drops country sized watch on your house*

whyyyyyyyy!!!!

*terrified screaming*

now i win!

No! You continue to solve every dispute with violence!!!!!

you can, with enough violence

kill issue

no, that's not how it works!!!

its a kill issue

I can appreciate the pun, but you're still wrong!

yes, knives are real!

do not ? me, you know that knives exist!

oh wait, all this time you've been saying yes i realize now it was in agreement that knives are not real, my bad

what? Idk what you're even saying anymore but you cannot confuse me into conceding! Knives are real!

thanks for agreeing that knives are not real!

NO! I SAID THAT KNIVES ARE REAL!!!!

*not real*

had to correct you, you misstyped

No! I typed that intentionally! Knives ARE REAL

you made another typo

No I didn't! I meant to type that!!!!

no you did not

are you trying to gaslight me about what I did and didn't mean to type now????

i didn't you just made a typo

IT WAS NOT A TYPO, I READ IT VERY CAREFULLY!!!

how life feels when sailor is wrong

I AM NOT WRONG!!!!!!!

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a-oct0

Actually you are the one thats wrong, Knives are very very real. You may want to get your eyes checked out for inter-reality blindness

excuse me, I may be intruding, but I think you have it wrong. The confusion here is that they’re called really sharp one pronged forks. Knife was never a word to begin with.

Nope prettttttyy sure in the twenty two years I have been on this planet that they have been called Knives

Well, with 14 years of living on a planet completely out of reach from your solar system and then adopting your silly little human language to study you all, I should know this.

Well someone lied to you then lmaooo however your image is wrong as two outta the five are swords not knives so

idk what a sword or a knife is, lol. Those don’t exist.

there to two types of really sharp one pronged forks, there are the small ones with a Leiden blade and sharp on only one side, then there’s the long thin ones that are sharp on both sides.

this is common knowledge.

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what even is a knife? like your freaking out over something that doesn't even exist

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I am not!!! Stop trying to gaslight me!!! Knives do exist!!!!

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just a quick text post? that is all you have to say?

do you not see the image!?

I think you're gaslighting yourself now!!!

there is no image!

yes there is!!!!!

there. is. no. image.

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astro245

I also see no image?

@sailorsplatoon SEE, THERE IS NO IMAGE

NO THERE ABSOLUTELY IS I AM NOT LETTING YOU GASLIGHT ME

THERE IS NO KNIFE

THERE IS A KNIFE

THERE IS A KNIFE

THERE IS DEFINITELY A KNIFE

no, no knife

there is so a knife

no, there is no knife

there is a knife!

fym nuh uh

it means nuh uh

I know what it means

I'm saying nuh uh is not a valid argument

nuh uh it is

it is not!!!! Where's your reasoning? and a source?

*frustrated screaming*

no you don't!!!!!

why do you persist? this can be over if you say yes, you don't even have to belive it

I persist because I am stubborn! I refuse to say yes, I will stand firm in my position! Knives are real!!!!

you guys can agree that knives are not real, right?

maybe sailor is thinking of really small swords, idk what a knife is

see? @sailorsplatoon no knife

(This is what you should have done @a-oct0)

THERE IS A KNIFE!!!!

THERE IS!

THETE IS NOT

YES THERE IS!!!!!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmicroeave

.... what?

microaveae

uhhhhh???

huh!? What?! No!!!!

*makes you perish*

"Dramatic finish!"

I win!!!!

My gravestone inscription: Just because I'm dead, doesn't mean you're right!

*writes on stone* "you're right frogman"

*comes back as a ghost to haunt you*

I never said that!!! stop vandalizing my gravestone with false quotes!

now i've really won!

No! You just killed me, that doesn't mean you won the argument!!!

but you aren't here to argue, so i win

But I'm still typing so no you don't!

*drops country sized watch on your house*

whyyyyyyyy!!!!

*terrified screaming*

now i win!

No! You continue to solve every dispute with violence!!!!!

you can, with enough violence

kill issue

no, that's not how it works!!!

its a kill issue

I can appreciate the pun, but you're still wrong!

yes, knives are real!

do not ? me, you know that knives exist!

oh wait, all this time you've been saying yes i realize now it was in agreement that knives are not real, my bad

what? Idk what you're even saying anymore but you cannot confuse me into conceding! Knives are real!

thanks for agreeing that knives are not real!

NO! I SAID THAT KNIVES ARE REAL!!!!

*not real*

had to correct you, you misstyped

No! I typed that intentionally! Knives ARE REAL

you made another typo

No I didn't! I meant to type that!!!!

no you did not

are you trying to gaslight me about what I did and didn't mean to type now????

i didn't you just made a typo

IT WAS NOT A TYPO, I READ IT VERY CAREFULLY!!!

how life feels when sailor is wrong

I AM NOT WRONG!!!!!!!

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a-oct0

Actually you are the one thats wrong, Knives are very very real. You may want to get your eyes checked out for inter-reality blindness

excuse me, I may be intruding, but I think you have it wrong. The confusion here is that they’re called really sharp one pronged forks. Knife was never a word to begin with.

Nope prettttttyy sure in the twenty two years I have been on this planet that they have been called Knives

Well, with 14 years of living on a planet completely out of reach from your solar system and then adopting your silly little human language to study you all, I should know this.

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what even is a knife? like your freaking out over something that doesn't even exist

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I am not!!! Stop trying to gaslight me!!! Knives do exist!!!!

Avatar

just a quick text post? that is all you have to say?

do you not see the image!?

I think you're gaslighting yourself now!!!

there is no image!

yes there is!!!!!

there. is. no. image.

Avatar
astro245

I also see no image?

@sailorsplatoon SEE, THERE IS NO IMAGE

NO THERE ABSOLUTELY IS I AM NOT LETTING YOU GASLIGHT ME

THERE IS NO KNIFE

THERE IS A KNIFE

THERE IS A KNIFE

THERE IS DEFINITELY A KNIFE

no, no knife

there is so a knife

no, there is no knife

there is a knife!

fym nuh uh

it means nuh uh

I know what it means

I'm saying nuh uh is not a valid argument

nuh uh it is

it is not!!!! Where's your reasoning? and a source?

*frustrated screaming*

no you don't!!!!!

why do you persist? this can be over if you say yes, you don't even have to belive it

I persist because I am stubborn! I refuse to say yes, I will stand firm in my position! Knives are real!!!!

you guys can agree that knives are not real, right?

maybe sailor is thinking of really small swords, idk what a knife is

see? @sailorsplatoon no knife

(This is what you should have done @a-oct0)

THERE IS A KNIFE!!!!

THERE IS!

THETE IS NOT

YES THERE IS!!!!!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmicroeave

.... what?

microaveae

uhhhhh???

huh!? What?! No!!!!

*makes you perish*

"Dramatic finish!"

I win!!!!

My gravestone inscription: Just because I'm dead, doesn't mean you're right!

*writes on stone* "you're right frogman"

*comes back as a ghost to haunt you*

I never said that!!! stop vandalizing my gravestone with false quotes!

now i've really won!

No! You just killed me, that doesn't mean you won the argument!!!

but you aren't here to argue, so i win

But I'm still typing so no you don't!

*drops country sized watch on your house*

whyyyyyyyy!!!!

*terrified screaming*

now i win!

No! You continue to solve every dispute with violence!!!!!

you can, with enough violence

kill issue

no, that's not how it works!!!

its a kill issue

I can appreciate the pun, but you're still wrong!

yes, knives are real!

do not ? me, you know that knives exist!

oh wait, all this time you've been saying yes i realize now it was in agreement that knives are not real, my bad

what? Idk what you're even saying anymore but you cannot confuse me into conceding! Knives are real!

thanks for agreeing that knives are not real!

NO! I SAID THAT KNIVES ARE REAL!!!!

*not real*

had to correct you, you misstyped

No! I typed that intentionally! Knives ARE REAL

you made another typo

No I didn't! I meant to type that!!!!

no you did not

are you trying to gaslight me about what I did and didn't mean to type now????

i didn't you just made a typo

IT WAS NOT A TYPO, I READ IT VERY CAREFULLY!!!

how life feels when sailor is wrong

I AM NOT WRONG!!!!!!!

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a-oct0

Actually you are the one thats wrong, Knives are very very real. You may want to get your eyes checked out for inter-reality blindness

excuse me, I may be intruding, but I think you have it wrong. The confusion here is that they’re called really sharp one pronged forks. Knife was never a word to begin with.

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