THINGS YOU CAN SAY IN THE OFFICE *AND* WHILE PLAYING GLASTONBURY: - Looking at my Greggs lunch: "You want me, I want you baby" (Dua Lipa) - Talking to the office printer: "I will try to fix you" (Coldplay) - Trying to find the share screen button: "Why d'ya have to go and make things so complicated?" (Avril Lavigne) - Using the lift: "Push the button" (Sugababes) - Having to use Microsoft Teams: "If you wonder if I hate you, I do" (SZA) - When Greg comes in with a new haircut: "That don't impress me much" (Shania Twain) - Attending a 9am meeting: "Has it come to this?" (The Streets)
- Waiting for everyone to join the meeting but you're the only one on: I'm on it, get on it (Kasabian)
I couldn't help but wonder how many times 'push the button' by sugababes has been sung in a lift since its release 🤔
Otoboke Beaver have many song names you can use such as - Do you want me to send you a DM? 6 day working week is a pain. What do you mean you have to talk to me at this late date?
me and my colleagues every day "If you wonder if I hate you, I do" (SZA) 🤣
Submitting an annual leave request - "And dream of para-para-paradise, Para-para-paradise, Para-para-paradise" (Coldplay)
When you ask why it is no longer sunny in July "Are you hoping for a miracle?" (Bloc Party)
Monzo Bank What is the obsession with a printer at work? They don't exist anymore lol
I'm worried singing to a printer might give off the wrong vibe. I see "I will try to fix you" and I hear Chris Martin crooning in my head.
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2dPrior to a nervy conference call where the US office is about to explain to the UK office why marketing budget has been cut in favour of APAC Q3 onwards: "The English are waiting and I don't know what to do" (The National). That was a stretch, but I'm still proud of it.