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Hannah Michelotti

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Liquid Death 1️⃣ Sacrifice your thirst to the icy depths of Liquid Death. 2️⃣Drown your parched soul in a torrent of pure mountain water. 3️⃣Slay dehydration with a swift beheading of our tallboy can. 4️⃣Perform a ritualistic chugging ceremony with the elixir of Liquid Death. 5️⃣Engage in a bloodthirsty battle against dehydration. 6️⃣Condemn your thirst to an eternal abyss of refreshment. 7️⃣Summon the spirit of hydration with every sip of Liquid Death. 8️⃣Execute a thirst-slaying spree with our crisp, alpine water. 9️⃣Annihilate dehydration with the crushing force of Liquid Death. 1️⃣0️⃣Send your thirst to a watery grave with Liquid Death's relentless flow. 1️⃣1️⃣Banish dehydration with a swift and merciless strike of Liquid Death. 1️⃣2️⃣Suffocate your thirst in a relentless deluge of Liquid Death. 1️⃣3️⃣Send your hydration demons to oblivion with Liquid Death. 1️⃣4️⃣Invoke the wrath of refreshment upon your parched throat. 1️⃣5️⃣Cleanse your palate in the cool, crisp waters of Liquid Death. 1️⃣6️⃣Quench your insatiable thirst with Liquid Death's chilling embrace. 1️⃣7️⃣Vanquish your body's dry spell with a gulp of Liquid Death. 1️⃣8️⃣Immerse yourself in the sacrificial waters of Liquid Death to purge thirst.

Vikki Feilberg

Marketing Leader | Integrated Marketing Strategy | Product Marketing | Customer Experience | Brand Building

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Always willing to try new water beverages to quench my thirst during the hot summer months and beyond.

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James Sugrue

VP of Marketing and Communication at READY Robotics

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You should make promotional insulated/reflective 18 pack covers for these. It’s great but the black box and cans make them heat up quickly.

🇺🇦 Andriy Rudnyk

Subscription Strategy Implementation for Shopify Brands | Founder @Good Subscription Agency

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This post will slay LinkedIn. 👍 Commenting for reach. Ps - love the “click to expand” satire lol.

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John Kazmar

Energy Design Engineers Sustainability & Cost Reduction Manager

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The tea's are killer

Martin Pinessi

Host podcast "Sincero", Copywriter Direct Response, Content Creator

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Liquid Death I don’t get what I have to do to ritualistically murder my thirst this summer

Y'all have ruined me. I just tried Squeezed to Death and it's so good that even my non-sparkling-water-drinking partner thought it was great. Convicted melon is amazing too. I actually want BIGGER cans lol.

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324 thirst were harmed by your carelessness. I hope you're proud.

B. Bailey Reeves

Business Analyst | Storyteller | Insights | Media | Operations

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You won’t believe this, but I just thought of a 19th way.

Gabriel Chiararia

Business Analytics | P&L Ownership | DTC eCommerce | Digital Marketing | Retail | Product Management | Category Management | Supply/Demand Planning | Data Visualization | Customer Insights

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12oz is the way. Thanks for making them available

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