31 Quotes About X (formerly Twitter) Under 140 Characters

Quotes you can copy and paste

Updated on April 17, 2024

Once in a while, you need a break from coming up with witty comments and need someone else to fill up your X (formerly Twitter) feed. We dug through hundreds of quotes about X to find the most interesting, funny, and insightful quotes that rang in under the original 140 characters for easy copy-and-paste. Feel free to use these in your Tweets whenever you like.

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Tweet Like Nobody's Following

"Dance like the photo"s not being tagged, Love like you"ve never been unfriended, Tweet like nobody"s following." — @PostSecret

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I Tweet, Therefore

"I tweet, therefore my entire life has shrunk to 140 character chunks of instant event & predigested gnomic wisdom. & swearing." — @NeilGaiman

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Our Biggest Revolution Is a Tweet of 141 Characters

"We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.” — @sandrachami

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He Would Have Tweeted

“If Paul Revere had been a modern-day citizen, he wouldn't have ridden down Main Street. He would have tweeted." — @AlecJRoss

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If You Send Someone a Snarky Tweet

"If you send someone a snarky Tweet, does that make you an Angry Bird?" — @AvramOhm

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Don't Ever Tell People on Twitter

"Don't ever tell people on Twitter that you're tweeting while you're driving ... it's worse than saying you're cutting up kittens" — @robgokee

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And Tweet? Like a Bird?

"You want me to whatbook? And Tweet? Like a bird? Are you serious?" — @SC_Stephens_

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I'll Klout You

"...don't tell me I should only talk to people with a high influence score, or I'll Klout you..." — @JohnJGeddes (You tell 'em, John!)

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I Don't Tweet Very Much

"I don't tweet very much. I still believe in the mystery of an artist." — @RomeoSantosPage

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I've Had to Learn When Not to Tweet

"I've had to learn when not to tweet. Like, you learn how to keep your mouth shut? Learn to keep your tweet shut." — @thatdanstevens

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Don't Tweet Me Your Breakfast

"Unless it's something really spectacular, don't tweet me your breakfast, I don't care." — @Busyphilipps25

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Tweeting Is Like

"Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week." — @TomHanks

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If You Are Tweeting How Busy You Are

"If you are tweeting how busy you are...you're not busy." — @KristinCav

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Twitter Should Ban My Mother

"Twitter should ban my mother." — @alka_seltzer666 (Francis Bean Cobain)

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Check on Twitter and Feel Better About Yourself

"Whenever you feel down, you can check on Twitter and feel better about yourself, because it's only people who like you." — @angelcandice

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1% of a Big Number Is a Big Number

"99% [of my Twitter feed is] links, but 1% is me responding and 1% of a big number is a big number." — @GuyKawasaki

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Twitter Is Fun

"Twitter is fun because it lets me stay in touch with all my original readers who grew up with my books." — @RL_Stine (I did!)

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Twitter Is so Short..

"Twitter is so short ... safe. I don't want my bosses to be like, 'Hey, your script is due & we saw you wrote four blog pages" — @mindykaling

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I Refresh Twitter

"I refresh Twitter as thoughtlessly as some twirl their hair." — @LenaDunham

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Twitter Is Not a Technology

"Twitter is not a technology. It's a conversation. And it's happening with or without you." — @charleneli

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It's Not Just About Consuming Content

"It's not just about consuming content, but sharing it, passing it on, and adding to it." — @ariannahuff

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I'm Important Enough for You to Care What I Think

"If you're on Twitter, what you're saying is, 'I'm important enough for you to care what I think'." — @Donald Glover

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Creativity Is a Renewable Resource

"Given a limit of 140 characters, people consistently reaffirm that creativity is a renewable resource." — @biz

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When You've Got 5 Minutes to Fill

"When you've got 5 minutes to fill, Twitter is a great way to fill 35 minutes." — @mattcutts

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On Twitter We Get Excited If Someone Follows Us

"On Twitter, we get excited if someone follows us. In real life, we get really scared and run away." — Unknown

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(Twitter) Closes the Six Degrees of Separation

"It (Twitter) closes the six degrees of separation to one degree of separation." — @garyvee

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Never Use the Words

"The best way to engage honestly with the marketplace via Twitter is to never use the words "engage," "honestly," or "marketplace." — @zeldman

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Twitter Is the Perpetual Cocktail Party

"Twitter is the perpetual cocktail party where everyone is talking at once but nobody is saying anything." — @TeresaMedeiros

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We Trend Justin Bieber Instead

"#Twitter provides us with a wonderful platform to discuss/confront societal problems. We trend Justin Bieber instead." — @laurenleto

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Where One Person Can Help Another Person

"#Twitter is a place where one person can help another person anywhere in the world." — @TweetSmarter

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Twitter Makes Me Like People I Don't Even Know

"Twitter makes me like people I don't even know, and Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life." — @betchaboy

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