Reviews
Un mal día lo tiene cualquiera (2024)
It's so bad it's embarrassing
It's so bad it's embarrassing.
Despite that, Ana Polvorosa defends the indefensible. What the poor thing does is so difficult, that it should be studied in dramatic arts academies.
This film is a clear example of the decadence and disproportionate cronyism of Spanish productions. That such nonsense has benefited from state aid to the cinema, indicates the scam that the usual ones have set up, and the endemic decadence of the national sector.
To begin with, the script is so bad that not even a 10-year-old could do worse. And to continue there is no rhythm, no meaning, no interest to get hooked on.
The only positive thing is that seeing a product so bad and so poorly made, it makes you reflect on your existence, and on your life. And it may even encourage you to do something, because if these people have managed to do such garbage, surely you can do something better.
Seriously, don't watch it.
The Equalizer 3 (2023)
Bad script, ok cinematography, great Denzel's performance.
The plot is dull, empty and flat.
The story is the tipically, and over used, bad guys abuse small town, and unexpected hero apears, to make justice in a unjustified long and predictable way.
The scenario of a small italian town near the coast is stoneshing beautiful. And there were some beautiful shots showing the area. But thats no enought to maitain the attention of the viewers.
Denzel is always right, and delivers a strong and powerful performance, even in this ods conditions. The rest of the caracter, specially the bad guys, are so flat that leave no print at all, and you never care for them.
This is a movie to skip. Do your self a favor and go watch anything elese.
Un amor (2023)
As pretentious as it is unnecessary.
The film is a vain effort in search of depth, and instead it is a long string of failed attempts at transgression.
It is very difficult to empathize with the flat characters and the obvious resolution. The hackneyed flourishes, and the attempts to surprise us narratively, fail to maintain the difficult balance. The film ends with a sequence that borders on the ridiculous.
Only suitable for modern people anxious to seek meaning where isn't.
Nearly two hours feel excessive, specially when you are waiting for the end of the movie since the first half hour.
Didn't read the book, but it has to be better, beacuse worse is nearly impossible.
The best thing of the movie are the two main actors, who have done a pretty good job.
Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
It's too much of everything.
Too much bad script.
Too much nonsense.
Too much extension.
Too much overacting.
Not worth the time.
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)
It's a 7 because the visuals and a well done and real imaginative universe but...
It's a 7 because the visuals and a well done and real imaginative universe but it goes down from the very first begining cause of the horrendous main male character.
First the good part. The universe is so big and rich, and also well done that feels like the old good sci-fi movies filled with and endless options. And that is unusual and visualy keeps you up to continue the story.
The not bad but not good, just little missed. The female character, is ok, and is acording the current time for female characters ans interesting proposal, just it felts down or lost because she cannot evolve with the woodstick that she has as a mate on the movie.
The worse. The male main character is a joke only comparable with the tasteless Hayden Christensen as Anaking Skywalker on the Star Wars films. What a disaster of an acting with a false forced voice, and an imposible to emphatize role. I was expecting him to die in a eroic way just to see if i was able to reconciliate with him. But no.
Dear Besson is like you filmed Taken with Tim Allen instead of Liam Nesson. Is a no no no.
Wonder Woman (2017)
Above average DC films but not a wonder that worth it.
First of all, I'm very happy for the groundbreacking point on female action hero roles this film set up.
Unfortunetly can't go further. It stops at that. Is more naive and less heart touching than it deserves to be.
So, at the end is purely entreteining, and despite the remarcable effort, leave very little in the memory of the viewer.
Hope some day we take another step, and we really go futher on female roles. We all deserve it.
Act of Valor (2012)
So poor that no one will ever remember this by any reason.
Don't. Just don't.
Poor everything, acting, directing, script. Is so poor that seems some fan low budget stupid film for fun. But it pretends to be serious.
Le chant du loup (2019)
Poor script leads everywhere
This is a nice example of a complete failure despite a well worth effort.
Nice directing, nice shooting, nice acting yet so poor script that it becames so boring and ridicouly that at some point is hilarious.
Not worth the near two hours of your time.