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The Strangers (2010)
Could have been great, was awful.
The movie starts with a guy that is having an awful day (but not as bad as me after watching this movie). I guess he proposed to his girl who said know, and it sucks because he got a summer house or whatever in the middle of nowhere. They begin to have sex, but get a knock at the door from a girl asking if Tanny or whatever is there. The guy leaves, and the killers mess with the girl. Of course, when he returns, he tells her shes crazy, and nothing is wrong, only to go outside and see his car smashed up, only to yell at the girl that knocked on the door. He know knows something is wrong, and tells his girl to get in the car so they can leave. The tires are slashed and another car appears and hits them, so with no other options I guess they run back into the house. Now this "boo, the girl screams, they run boo" cycle goes on for a while until the guy finds a shotgun. However, he is an idiot and can't load it. They finally figure it out and wait in a corner. However, and this is where I realized I was watching a bad movie, the guys friend comes into the house, and gets shot instead. However, mind you, this after someone shoots the guys friends windshield, he sees two cars in the front yard wrecked, broken glass etc, and doesn't bother calling the police or anything, or no, he just walks into the house, so in a way, he deserved to die, and I'm happy he did. Anyway, the idiot boy friend decides to LEAVE HIS GIRL IN THE HOUSE BY HERSELF WITHOUT ANY PROTECTION while he goes to find a radio in the back. 30 mins of trash follows, and we end up with the girl somehow getting old of the radio. Does she give an address? Does she give them her name? Nope, of course not. She just says "help meeeee" 373873287 times, before the bad guy smashes the radio. To make a very long and boring story short, they get rounded up, and "killed", and thank god. I hated them. It ends with two boys on bikes finding them, and the girl scaring them one last time for some reason, because you know, the rest of the movie didn't make sense, so why should the end? Not to mention the fact that if little boys on bikes could find the house, it must not have been that far in the middle of nowhere after all, right? Trash.
The idea of the movie is good. Bad Guys kill for no reason, but when the characters are this dumb, who cares. I'm glad they're dead, and I'm glad that movie is over.
Air Collision (2012)
Atrocious
CONTAINS SPOILORS, BUT DOES IT REALLY MATTER?
Passengers throw an apparent live missile out of the plane, then plugged the hole in the plane, with...luggage and the sad part is thats not even the most ridiculous thing that happened in this movie.
If you don't already know, Air Force one is on a collision course with a passenger plane because somebody thought it would be a good idea to take air traffic controlling completely out of the hands of humans with no way to override the system. Of course, we were never told why satellites and whatnot begin falling from the sky, but thats OK. After watching this junk, I don't want their explanation. Anyway, I honestly don't believe this movie was serious, so I won't write a serious review, but just know that this movie was as trash as they come. You will probably laugh at how ridiculous the physics are though, which is good. Watch it on Netflix if you're really THAT bored.