Extra Ordinary (II) (2019)
Barry Ward: Martin Martin
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Quotes
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Martin Martin : I think it looks like Hitler, or a turtle maybe.
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[last lines]
[holding an engagement ring]
Martin Martin : Rose Dooley, will you marry me?
Rose Dooley : No.
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Vincent Dooley : [Martin and Rose watching an old recording of her father, Vincent] Hello! I'm Vincent Dooley. This week, I'm visiting the O'Callaghan farm in West Cork, investigating a gloating.
Martin Martin : Gloating?
Rose Dooley : Yeah, a goat floating.
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Rose Dooley : We need ectoplasm. It's this type of goo that ghosts leave behind when they go off to the spirit world.
Martin Martin : Like in 'Ghostbusters'.
Rose Dooley : Oh, I haven't read that.
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Martin Martin : Sarah! What have you done to her?
Rose Dooley : Yeah and give me back my scrunchy!
Christian Winter : Can't I just sacrifice a virgin in peace?
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Rose Dooley : Hello, sleepy head. You up?
Martin Martin : Oh, I'm sorry. Turns out taking a ghost into your body and puking up their ectoplasm when your daughter is under a satanic levitation spell will take it out of you.
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Astaroth the Demon : You have broken our contract. Now we will feast on your soul!
Christian Winter : I-I-I sent you a virgin. I followed instructions, my lord.
Astaroth the Demon : Did you really think you could deceive us?
[points at Sarah]
Astaroth the Demon : She is no virgin!
Christian Winter : What?
Martin Martin : What? Yes she is.
Sailor Dooley : Uh-oh.
Martin Martin : Sarah, is that true?
Sarah Martin : Ahh...
Martin Martin : My precious flower...
Sailor Dooley : Deflowered more like, Martin
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Martin Martin : You unsacrifice my daughter right now before I come in there and pull those stupid bloody eyebrows off!
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[the Martins are haunted by their dead wife/mother]
Sarah Martin : We can't go on like this. If you're too scared to call someone, I'm going to call someone.
Martin Martin : Who you gonna call?
Sarah Martin : Rose Dooley, that psychic driving instructor, whatever.
Martin Martin : Those Dooleys - the whole family is mad.
Sarah Martin : You know her?
Martin Martin : No, but I used to see her father on telly. Crazy fella, goin' on about talkin' to ghosts.
Sarah Martin : Right. "Crazy father talks to ghosts".
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[Rose refuses to help Martin because she made a mistake with a magic spell that caused her father's death]
Martin Martin : Rose, I know you think I'm crazy... .
Rose Dooley : I don't think you're crazy but, actually, I think that you're scared of what your life would be like without her.
Martin Martin : Yes, I'm scared! I am afraid and I'm fine with that. If you don't help me, Sarah is going to die - that's all I meant. But this wouldn't be making a mistake; this would be not even trying.
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Martin Martin : My daughter is about to be deflowered by the devil and you're telling me you won't help?