Murder on the Blackpool Express (2017 TV Movie)

Katy Cavanagh-Jupe: Grace

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• Grace : Excuse me. We were promised executive seating.

  Gemma : Oh, they are all executive seats.

  Grace : Really? There's what I think is a pork scratching down the side of mine.

  Gemma : Why not try to think of it as... an executive pork scratching?

  Grace : [whispers]  One other thing. Do we have to sit across from these... people? They're like zombies in support tights.

  Marge : And what about us? You've sat us over from this snotty woman and her ferret- faced husband.

  Grace : How did you hear that?

  Marge : I've got me hearing aid cranked right up, love, in case folk are talking about me. Anyway, what have we got to look at, you and that gormless lump.

  Grace : That is eavesdropping!

  Marge : Your husband's got a head like a sad potato. It's not his fault; it's the way he's built. I've got varicose veins you can see from space, and Mildred here, she's got a hairy back.

  Mildred : You said you wouldn't tell!

  Peggy : And I'm agoraphobic and claustrophobic, so I'm never really settled.

• Grace : I'd take her apology, Graham. They don't come very often. She once broke my mother's nose. I've still not scene a scrap of remorse.

  Grace : Oh, George, that was a hairline fracture at most!

• George : She was fine when we last saw her. Well, I mean, bitching and moaning, but relatively speaking she was being a delight.

  Grace : George is right. She only called me a gold digger twice.

• Grace : What if the killer is one of us?

  Terry : Looking round here, I don't see a gang of potential murderers. I see a group of people that I'm amazed can function in modern society. There's not a single person here with the first clue about setting something up this intelligent.

  Peggy : Aw, thank you for believing in us, Terry.

• George : Laura, if you don't want to be alone tonight, we're more than happy for you to come in and share with us.

  Grace : George, that is why that woman in HR had to have a word with you at work. Stop it.

  George : Yes, dear.