Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones/Unfaithful/The New Guy

Roger Ebert - Host: [reviewing "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"] Now, you like THIS Yoda better than the other Yoda?

Richard Roeper - Host: Yeah, and you know what? Go back...

Roger Ebert - Host: Come on.

Richard Roeper - Host: ...And look at the other Yoda.

Roger Ebert - Host: First of all...

Richard Roeper - Host: That other Yoda, you can practically see the guy crouching underneath...

Roger Ebert - Host: The other Yoda never looked like a sock puppet, and not only didn't he NOT look like a sock puppet, but Lucas has said that he tried to make this Yoda look like the Muppet Yoda...

Richard Roeper - Host: ONLY more expressive! And there's this "Crouching Yoda, Hidden Dragon" thing...

Roger Ebert - Host: You like the fact that Yoda turns into an action figure now, with his lightsaber...

Richard Roeper - Host: I think that that...

Roger Ebert - Host: ...After, in the next movie, y'know...

Richard Roeper - Host: ...Is a scene that "Star Wars" fans are gonna absolutely love. I loved it.

Roger Ebert - Host: It's totally out of character for him.

Richard Roeper - Host: There's a nice- it's NOT totally out of character for him. That's part of his skills, he's not just this brilliant philosopher...

Roger Ebert - Host: Listen, if you're Yoda...

Richard Roeper - Host: ...He's ALSO a Jedi warrior...

Roger Ebert - Host: ...If you're Yoda and you have The Force...

Richard Roeper - Host: ...He's a Jedi master!

Roger Ebert - Host: ...If you encompass The Force, you don't need no "laser saber", you...

Richard Roeper - Host: You do when you're goin' up against another Jedi dude who's also got super duper mind powers!

Roger Ebert - Host: You just go like this:

[makes a hand swipe]

Roger Ebert - Host: You're Yoda! Nobody can stop you!

Richard Roeper - Host: Well...

[laughs along with Roger]

Richard Roeper - Host: He was being stopped mentally, so he had to go to the physical stuff!