- Jack Emery: You know what they say. You can take the boy away from the city, but you can't take the macchiato away from the boy.
- Hal Owens: It is a proven fact; pets make you live longer.
- Tim Kavanaugh: Oh.
- Hal Owens: Of course, having a wife could make you live even longer than that.
- Tim Kavanaugh: And all this time I thought it was healthy eating and exercise that did the trick.
- Tim Kavanaugh: I told you; I speak dog.
- Dooley: You're weird.
- Tim Kavanaugh: Maybe so, but I am bilingual.
- Cynthia Coppersmith: Allergies.
- Jack Emery: [sneezes] Cats!
- [continues sneezing]
- Tim Kavanaugh: Aw, that's too bad. We'll put you on the prayer chain.
- Hal Owens: Well, he's definitely a healthy puppy, Tim.
- Tim Kavanaugh: He's a puppy? He's the size of an SUV! He's going to get even bigger?
- Tim Kavanaugh: That's usually how that works, yeah.