Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Bucky Barnes : [in the back seat of a VW Beetle] Can you move your seat up?

Falcon : [after being trapped by Spider-Man] I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's usually not this much talking.

Spider-Man : All right, sorry. My bad.

Scott Lang : Ca... Captain America...

[shakes Steve's hand vigorously]

Steve Rogers : Mr. Lang.

Scott Lang : It's an honor. I'm shaking your hand too long. Wow, this is awesome!

[turns to Wanda]

Scott Lang : Captain America! I know you, too. You're great!

[sighs, then grips Steve's muscles]

Scott Lang : Jeez... Uh, look, I wanna say, I know you know a lot of super-people so... thinks for thanking of me.

[Steve grins]

Scott Lang : [to Sam] Hey, man!

Sam Wilson : What's up, Tic-Tac?

Scott Lang : Uh, good to see you. Look, what happened last time was...

Sam Wilson : It was a great audition, but it'll...

[chuckles]

Sam Wilson : It'll never happen again.

Steve Rogers : Did he tell you what we're up against?

Scott Lang : Something about some... psycho assassins?

Steve Rogers : We're outside the law on this one, so if you come with us, you're a wanted man.

Scott Lang : Yeah, well, what else is new?

Winter Soldier : [webbed down after the Falcon got rid of Spider-Man] You couldn't have done that earlier?

Falcon : [also webbed down] I hate you.

Sharon Carter : [hands Sam a voucher] The receipt for your gear.

Sam Wilson : Bird costume? Come on.

Sharon Carter : I didn't write it.

Sam Wilson : So you like cats?

Steve Rogers : Sam...

Sam Wilson : What? Dude shows up dressed like a cat and you don't wanna know more?

Steve Rogers : Your suit. It's vibranium?

T'Challa : The Black Panther has been the protector of Wakanda for generations. A mantle passed from warrior to warrior. And now because your friend murdered my father, I also wear the mantle of king. So I ask you, as both warrior and king, how long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me?

Spider-Man : [after taking down the Falcon and webbing him up] Are those carbon fiber wings?

Falcon : Is this stuff coming out of you?

Steve Rogers : [Cap in Bucky's room, notices Bucky behind him. Turns around] Do you know me?

Bucky Barnes : You're Steve. I read about you at the museum.

Sam Wilson : [via comm] They've set the perimeter.

Steve Rogers : I know you're nervous. And you have plenty of reason to be. But you're lying.

Bucky Barnes : I wasn't in Vienna. I don't do that anymore.

Sam Wilson : [via comm] They're entering the building.

Steve Rogers : Well, the people who think you did are coming here now. And they're not planning on taking you alive.

Bucky Barnes : That's smart. Good strategy.

Sam Wilson : [via comm] They're on the roof. I'm compromised.

Steve Rogers : This doesn't have end in a fight, Buck.

Bucky Barnes : It always ends in a fight.

Sam Wilson : [via comm] 5 seconds.

Steve Rogers : YOU pulled me from the river. Why?

Bucky Barnes : I don't know.

Sam Wilson : [via comm] 3 seconds!

Steve Rogers : Yes, you do.

Sam Wilson : [via comm] Breach! Breach! Breach!

[Shots fired into the room]

Bucky Barnes : Your mom's name was Sarah. You used to wear newspapers in your shoes.

Steve Rogers : You can't read that in a museum.

Sam Wilson : Just like that, we're supposed to be cool?

Sam Wilson : [to Steve] I just wanna make sure we consider all our options. The people that shoot at you usually wind up shooting at me.

Natasha Romanoff : Looking over your shoulder should be second nature.

Sam Wilson : Anyone ever tell you you're a little paranoid?

Natasha Romanoff : Not to my face. Why, did you hear something?

Falcon : What do we do?

Captain America : We fight.

Lt. Col. James Rhodes : Secretary Ross has a Congressional Medal of Honor, which is one more than you have.

Sam Wilson : So let's say we agreed to this thing. How long is it gonna be before they lojack us like a bunch of common criminals?

Lt. Col. James Rhodes : 117 countries wanna sign this. 117, Sam, and you're just like, "Nah, it's cool."

Sam Wilson : How long are you gonna play both sides?

Vision : I have an equation.

Sam Wilson : [sarcastically] Oh, this'll clear it up.

Vision : In the 8 years since Mr. Stark announced himself as Iron Man, the number of known enhanced persons has grown exponentially. And during the same period, a number of potentially world-ending events has risen at a commensurable rate.

Steve Rogers : Are you saying it's our fault?

Vision : I'm saying there may be a causality. Our very strength invites challenge. Challenge incites conflict. And conflict... breeds catastrophe. Oversight... Oversight is not an idea that can be dismissed out of hand.

Lt. Col. James Rhodes : Boom!

Natasha Romanoff : Tony? You are being uncharacteristically non-hyperverbal.

Steve Rogers : That's 'cause he's already made up his mind.

Tony Stark : Boy, you know me so well. Actually, I'm nursing an electromagnetic headache. That's what's going on, Cap. It's just pain. It's discomfort. Who's putting coffee grounds in the disposal? Am I running a Bed and Breakfast for a biker gang?

[puts phone on table, screen pops up]

Tony Stark : Oh, that's Charles Spencer, by the way. He's a great kid. Computer engineering degree, 3.6 GPA. Had a floor-level gig, an intel plan for the fall. But first he wanted to put a few miles on his soul before he parked it behind a desk. See the world, maybe be of service. Charlie didn't wanna go to Vegas or Fort Lauderdale, which is what I would do. He didn't go to Paris or Amsterdam, which sounds fun. He decided to spend his summer building sustainable housing for the poor. Guess where: Sokovia. He wanted to make a difference, I suppose. I mean, we won't know because we dropped a building on him while we were kickin' ass... There's no decision-making process here. We need to be put in check! And whatever form that takes, I'm game. If we can't accept limitations, we're boundaryless, we're no better than the bad guys.

Steve Rogers : Tony, if someone dies on your watch, you don't give up.

Tony Stark : Who said we're giving up?

Steve Rogers : We are if we're not taking responsibility for our actions. This document just shifts the blame.

Lt. Col. James Rhodes : Sorry, Steve, that... that is dangerously arrogant. This is the United Nations we're talking about. It's not the World Security Council, it's not S.H.I.E.L.D., it's not Hydra.

Steve Rogers : No, but it's run by people with agendas and agendas change.

Tony Stark : That's good! That's why I'm here. When I realized what my weapons were capable of in the wrong hands, I shut it down. Stopped manufacturing.

Steve Rogers : Tony, you *chose* to do that. If we sign this, we surrender our right to choose. What if this panel sends us somewhere we don't think we should go? What if there's somewhere we need to go and they don't let us? We may not be perfect but the safest hands are still our own.

Tony Stark : If we don't do this now, it's gonna be done to us later. That's the fact. That won't be pretty.

Wanda Maximoff : You're saying they'll come for me.

Vision : We would protect you.

Natasha Romanoff : Maybe Tony's right. If we have one hand on the wheel, we can still steer. If we take it off...

Sam Wilson : Aren't you the same woman who told the government to kiss her ass a few years ago?

Bucky Barnes : [referring to Zemo] We gotta go. That guy's probably in Siberia by now.

Captain America : We need to draw out the flyers... I'll take Vision. You get to the jet.

Falcon : [being chased by War Machine] No, you get to the jet! Both of you! The rest of us aren't getting out of here!

Hawkeye : As much as I hate to admit it, if we're gonna win this one, some of us might have to lose it.

Captain America : Alright, Sam. What's the plan?

Falcon : We need a diversion. Something big!

Ant-Man : I got something kinda big, but I can't hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell, and if I tear myself in half, don't come back for me.

Bucky Barnes : [uncertainly] He's gonna tear himself in half?

Captain America : You sure about this, Scott?

Ant-Man : I do it all the time. I mean, once... In a lab. And I passed out.

[breathes deeply]

Ant-Man : I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss...

[from trailer]

Sam Wilson : [about Black Panther] Where'd they find this guy?

Steve Rogers : I'm not getting that shield back, am I?

Natasha Romanoff : Technically it's the government's property. The wings, too.

Sam Wilson : That's cold.

Tony Stark : Warmer than jail!

Bucky Barnes : What the hell is that?

Sam Wilson : Everyone's got a gimmick now!

Captain America : All right, Sam. What's the play?

Falcon : We need a diversion. Something big.

Ant-Man : I got something kinda big. But I can't hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell. And if I tear myself in half, don't come back for me.

Bucky Barnes : He's gonna tear himself in half?

Captain America : You sure about this, Scott?

Ant-Man : I do it all the time. I mean, once. In a lab. Then I passed out. I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss. I'm the boss!

Spider-Man : [Ant-Man becomes giant] Holy shit!

War Machine : [Ant-Man laughs and grabs War Machine] Okay, tiny dude is big now. He's big now.

Captain America : I guess that's the signal.

Falcon : Way to go, Tic Tac!

Iron Man : Give me back my Rhodey.

Steve Rogers : [upon arrest] What about a lawyer?

Everett K. Ross : Lawyer, that's funny. See their weapons are placed in lockup. We'll write you a receipt.

Sam Wilson : I better not look out the window and see anybody flying around in that.

Sam Wilson : How long are you gonna play both sides?

Black Widow : Thank you.

Sam Wilson : [holds up Redwing] Don't thank me.

Black Widow : I'm not thanking that.

Sam Wilson : Aw, come on. Touch it, give it a kiss.

Black Widow : Maybe Tony's right. If we have one hand on the wheel, we can still drive. If we take it off...

Sam Wilson : Aren't you the same woman who told the government to kiss her ass a few years ago?

Black Widow : I'm just... I'm reading the terrain. We have made some very public mistakes. We need to win their trust back.

Iron Man : Focus up. I'm sorry... did I just mishear you or did you just agree with me?

Black Widow : Oh I want to take it back now.

Iron Man : No, no no. You can't retract it.

Steve Rogers : Eyes on target, folks. This is the best lead we've had on Rumlow in six months. I don't want to lose him.

Falcon : If he sees us coming, that won't be a problem. He kind of hates us.

Steve Rogers : Why would the Task Force release this photo to begin with?

Sharon Carter : Get the word out, involve as many eyes as we can?

Steve Rogers : Right. It's a good way to flush a guy out of hiding. Set off a bomb, get your picture taken. Get seven billion people looking for the Winter Soldier.

Sharon Carter : You're saying someone framed him to find him?

Sam Wilson : Steve, we looked for the guy for two years and found nothing.

Steve Rogers : We didn't bomb the UN. That turns a lot of heads.

Sharon Carter : Yeah, but that doesn't guarantee that whoever framed him would get him. It guarantees that we would.

Steve Rogers : [a thought strikes him] Yeah.

Bucky Barnes : We should get moving.

Clint Barton : We got a chopper lined up.

Bucky Barnes : [hearing an announcement in German] They're evacuating the airport.

Sam Wilson : Stark.

Scott Lang : Stark?

Steve Rogers : Suit up.

Falcon : You're the good cop, now?

Iron Man : I'm just the guy who needs to know where Steve went.

Falcon : Well, you'd better go get a bad cop, because you're gonna have to go Mark Fuhrman on my ass to get information out of me.

Tony Stark : Well, I just knocked the "A" out of their AV. We got about thirty seconds before they realize it's not their equipment.

Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross : [watching the surveillance feed] What'd you do? Get it back up!

Tony Stark : Just look. Because that...

[showing Broussard's photo to Sam]

Tony Stark : ...is the fellow who was supposed to interrogate Barnes. Clearly, I made a mistake. Sam, I was wrong.

Sam Wilson : That's a first.

Tony Stark : Cap is definitely off the reservation, but he's about to need all the help he can get. We don't know each other very well. You don't have to...

Sam Wilson : Hey, it's all right.

[sighing]

Sam Wilson : Look, I'll tell you. But you have to go alone and as a friend.

Tony Stark : Easy.

Steve Rogers : Sam... see that garbage truck? Tag it.

Falcon : [launching a drone] Give me x-ray.

[seeing the feed]

Falcon : That truck's loaded for max weight. And the driver's armed.

Natasha Romanoff : It's a battering ram.

Steve Rogers : Go now.

Wanda Maximoff : What?

Steve Rogers : He's not hitting the police.