Swearnet (2014) Poster

(2014)

Mike Smith: Mike Smith

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John Paul Tremblay, Mike Smith, Robb Wells, and Shannon Leroux in Swearnet (2014) John Paul Tremblay, Mike Smith, and Robb Wells in Swearnet (2014) John Paul Tremblay, Mike Smith, and Robb Wells in Swearnet (2014) Dana Michael Woods, John Paul Tremblay, Mike Smith, and Robb Wells in Swearnet (2014) John Paul Tremblay, Mike Smith, Robb Wells, and Mishael Morgan in Swearnet (2014) Mike Smith, Robb Wells, and Patrick Roach in Swearnet (2014) Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson, Tom Green, John Paul Tremblay, Mike Smith, Robb Wells, and Patrick Roach in Swearnet (2014) John Paul Tremblay and Mike Smith in Swearnet (2014) John Paul Tremblay, Mike Smith, and Robb Wells in Swearnet (2014) John Paul Tremblay, Mike Smith, Robb Wells, and Patrick Roach in Swearnet (2014) John Paul Tremblay and Mike Smith in Swearnet (2014)

Quotes 

  • Mike Smith : [playing with a mini statue, impersonating David]  Hi, there, my name's David. I don't wear pants And I was thinkin' since my cock's already out Maybe you'd like to take and little suck off?

    John Paul Tremblay : Jesus Christ, Smith! Your fuckin' breath smells like drunk Shamu Just dumped a big whale load in your mouth, man, fuck!

    Mike Smith : Come on, it's just a little tiny penis. Why don't you finger my little tight hole?

    John Paul Tremblay : Get your fuckin' hands off me, Smith!

    Mike Smith : Finger my little hole! Tongue my hole!

    John Paul Tremblay : Smith, would you smarten the fuck up and get serious here, man?

    Stephen : [having walked in and seeing Mike up to his shenanigans]  Expensive statue! Guys, marble.

  • Robb Wells : [the boys are in jail]  Well, that just pretty much guaranteed I'll be working at fifties for the rest of my life. Thanks, you fuckin' lunatic!

    John Paul Tremblay : You can't be burnin' bridges like that, man.

    Mike Smith : Aw, fuck off. I can't fuckin' deal with networks doin' that, boys. We don't fuckin' need them! We can do shit on the internet.

    John Paul Tremblay : Yeah, that sounds like a great career, Smith. 40-Year-Old out of work fuckin' actor, Selling bullshit fuckin' real estate, Posting videos on shittube. Nice!

    Mike Smith : I'm not talkin' about fuckin' lametube. I mean, our own fuckin' network.

    John Paul Tremblay : Yeah, people'll are gonna fuckin' pay you To watch you swear and Jack your miniature cock off.

    Mike Smith : Yeah, they would, All over your mother's big sloppy horrible tits.

    Robb Wells : [laughs] 

    Mike Smith : Think about this though, boys. We've got fuckin' direct access To over a million people on our fan sites. We get 10,000 of them even to pay five bucks a month, That's fifty fuckin' grand a month!

    John Paul Tremblay : Jesus Christ, man, what if a 100,000 did? That'd six million bucks a year.

    Robb Wells : Imagine the shit we could shoot with that kinda money. Fuck my tits, boys!

    Mike Smith : I would fuck your tits for that much money.

    John Paul Tremblay : So would I.

    Robb Wells : God, can you imagine? I'd just be prancin' around gigglin', ticklin' you guys.

    Mike Smith : This could be fuckin' huge, boys. Our own fuckin' network doin' whatever the fuck we want. Swearnet.

    Robb Wells : Swearnet. I fuckin' like that. It made my balls tingle.

    Prisoner Next Door : Shut the fuck up, I'm tryin' to cum!

    Mike Smith : Fuck off. Let's take our fuckin' balls And cradle then on the tips of our cocks And get this fuckin' thing lit right now. Let's do this.

    Jail Cop : [approaches the cell door]  Smith, Wells, Tremblay, your ride's here, And she is some pissed.

    Robb Wells : Oh, Jesus fuckin' Christ!

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