Blue Jasmine (2013)

Alec Baldwin: Hal

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• Hal : This is different. This is serious. Lisette and I are in love.

  Jasmine : What? Are you crazy?

  Hal : I'm sorry but I need you to hear what I'm saying to you. Lisette and I are in love.

  Jasmine : What does that mea - What does that stupidity even mean?

  Hal : It means that we are making plans for the future together.

  Jasmine : I'm sorry! I'm having trouble understanding...

  Hal : I know this has come as a shock, but I have to be honest with you.

  Jasmine : Oh! You wanna be honest! That's the biggest joke of all.

  Hal : I've had casual flirtations in the past. But, they didn't mean anything until now. This is different!

  Jasmine : Are you out of your mind? She is a teenager, for christ' sake! She's an aupair! I mean, are you crazy?

  Hal : Jesus Christ, this is hard for me for me to tell you!

  Jasmine : It's hard for you - what about me? This is so humiliating for me! I mean it is bad enough that everyone knows you've been unfaithful, but to just throw me away for this stupid-looking little French w...

  Hal : I will take very good care of you!

• Hal : Not bad taste for a Philistine businessman, huh?

• Jasmine : I'm scared, Hal. Paula said the reason Howard is leaving Global Innovations is that he's not comfortable with, you know, some of the business practices from a legal standpoint.

  Hal : Oh, God, Howard Trask is such a pussy. What do you think I have lawyers for?