Renovation Goldmine

They don't know when not to paint. Covering beautiful vintage pieces, that have carefully matched veneers and inlays, and obscuring decades old, beautifully crafted millwork, with jarring, garish latex paint, in every episode. When you can't make adult design decisions, then just slather on the Glidden. And then surround the furniture in walls clad in the most unnerving geometric patters. Patterns that create the optical appearance of constant motion. Unsettling and oppressive. Turning every space into a kid's playroom.

They find the gold in the goldmine, and paint it lime green. I'd like to hear from their design victims a year later. Staggeringly tasteless.