Axegrinder 3 is co-directed by Joe Sherlock. If you've seen his other films you know he's more interested in filling the screen with large and in charge females than actual horror. Sure there's some bloody (but not gory) killings mostly without an axe but the main focus is big girls. While most keep their clothes on there's a fair amount of nudity for people who are into that sort of thing. There's even a hot tub threesome where the fornicators probably exceed the 1000 pound range. The film is brief at 69 minutes but even that feels a bit long.
The cast here often have what I'm sure they think are unique names like Emilynn, Roxxy Mountains, Tonjia Atomic, Sparx and Qapla'!! Which I think is a Klingon word. Unfortunately the fascinatingly named and lovely Kasper Meltedhair has the wrong body type for the filmmakers as her presence would give this film some value for me. One scene involves a husband watching a chubby vampire girl photo shoot and shower video while his wife is on the phone. He seems to be enjoying it purely on a non-sexual level as he doesn't even fondle himself once. I'm not sure who this movie was supposed to appeal to as I can't imagine most male horror fans are into the larger lasses but I guess Sherlock is living the dream making these films. On to part 4 which has to be better.
