Longhorns (2011)

Derek Efrain Villanueva: Cesar

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• Cesar : [as Kevin prepares to take a shower]  Should I close my eyes?

  Kevin : [slipping off his underwear with a smile]  Too late.

• Cesar : Don't "Hi" me, closet-whore.

• Kevin : D'you know it's, uh, Wear-Jeans-If-You're-Gay Day?

  Cesar : Of course. I organized it.

  Kevin : [dropping smile]  Oh... shit. That... That's cool.

• Cesar : And what are you?

  Kevin : Just yer average good-ole-boy.

  Cesar : Who could charm the skin off a rattlesnake.

• Cesar : You're hotter than a billy-goat in a pepper patch.

  Kevin : You're makin' fun of me.

  Cesar : Never.

• Cesar : Will you marry me?

  Marsha : Well, I would.

  Marsha : But you're a total fag and I'm a total bitch.

  Marsha : We just couldn't get our children into the good schools.