Vampires Suck

2010
PG-13
1h 22m

IMDb RATING

3.4/10

52K

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Parody Slapstick Vampire Horror Comedy Horror

In this spoof of vampire-themed movies, teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. She and her friends wrestle with endless dramas that crescendo at the prom.In this spoof of vampire-themed movies, teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. She and her friends wrestle with endless dramas that crescendo at the prom.In this spoof of vampire-themed movies, teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. She and her friends wrestle with endless dramas that crescendo at the prom.

Directors
- Jason Friedberg
- Aaron Seltzer
Writers
- Jason Friedberg
- Aaron Seltzer
Stars

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IMDb RATING

3.4/10

52K

YOUR RATING

POPULARITY

4,667

1,584

Directors
- Jason Friedberg
- Aaron Seltzer
Writers
- Jason Friedberg
- Aaron Seltzer
Stars

See production info at IMDbPro

Awards
- 7 nominations

Videos11

Vampires Suck: I Know What You Are

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Vampires Suck: Who's That

Photos36

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Storyline

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Trivia
For the opening scene in which Edward strips off in broad daylight, Matt Lanter was actually nude with a real glitterball attached to his nether regions.

Goofs
When Derric meets Becca in the school corridor and opens his backpack, it doesn't close completely when he puts it on his back; it's closed in the next scene.

Quotes
Becca Crane: So, are we going to be, uh, at the same school?
Jacob: I go to school at the reservation.
Becca Crane: Oh, it must be fun to gamble and drink all day.

Alternate versions
The UK release was cut, this film was originally shown to the BBFC in an unfinished version. The BBFC advised the distributor that the film was likely to receive a 15 classification but that the requested 12A classification could be obtained by making cuts in five sequences in order to remove sight of a flick knife being opened and to remove or reduce a number of crude visual and verbal sex references. When the finished version of the film was submitted, all five scenes had been reduced acceptably and the film was classified 12A.

Connections
Featured in The Rotten Tomatoes Show: The Last Exorcism/Piranha 3D/Vampires Suck (2010)

Soundtracks
My Panties
Written by Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer, Ali Dee (as Ali Theodore), Jason Gleed, Zach Danziger and Alana Da Fonseca
Performed by Magicwandos
Courtesy of DeeTown Entertainment

User reviews217

Review

Featured review

Could have been potential cult classic like, "Scary Movie"

Really captures the aesthetic, production design and acting of the Twilight and New Moon, but unfortunately is let down by some really lame jokes. Perhaps, a few more smarter jokes poking fun at the tropes of twilight instead of stuffed rabid squirrels and silly slapstick humour.

It's not necessarily a good movie, but it's dumb fun and I could see it being more well-received in the near future, now that Twilight mania has settled down.