Kick-Ass 2 (2013)
Tom Wu: Genghis Carnage
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Quotes
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Colonel Stars and Stripes : [to Eisenhower] You have to stay in there till you calm down, you lunatic. Wonder what"s bothering you.
Mother Russia : I know. Tonight you die.
Colonel Stars and Stripes : [draws gun] Ladies first.
Mother Russia : You will not shoot me. You are superhero. You help people. You do not hurt them.
Chris D"Amico : That"s super-villain territory; or, as I like to call my little gang, The Toxic Mega-Cunts.
The Tumor : [waves] Hi.
Colonel Stars and Stripes : [takes gun; clicks; Mother Russia realizes it"s empty] Yeah, just like your head.
Genghis Carnage : [Mother Russia overpowers Colonel, pulls out a machete and stabs him] Yeah!
The Tumor : Ooh, that"s gotta hurt.
[Mother Russia uses Colonel"s coat to wipe his blood off her blade]
Chris D"Amico : I did my homework on you, Colonel. You used to be Sal Bertolinni, didn"t you? Did a few jobs for my dad back in the day before you got born-again?
Colonel Stars and Stripes : [dying] I used to hangout with a lot of losers.
Chris D"Amico : Is this how you thought you would die, Sal? Dressed like an idiot?
Colonel Stars and Stripes : Who are you supposed to be?
Chris D"Amico : I"m the Motherfucker, and I"m here to end Kick-Ass, not just kill him. I am going to shit on everything that he loved. Let"s trash this place guys.
[picks up mail statement]
Chris D"Amico : Miranda Swedlow. Who"s that, Sal? She one of the whores on your team?
[googles her name and matches her with her face on the poster]
Chris D"Amico : Night Bitch. All snuggled up to Kick-Ass. Looks like our boy"s got a new hot pocket.
Mother Russia : Want me to kill his dog?
Chris D"Amico : The dog, Jesus Christ, I"m not that evil. Cut the old man"s head off. You guys hungry? I"m starving. Let"s go get some pizza.
Mother Russia : Don"t worry, I kill you first.
[wraps legs around Colonel"s neck]
Colonel Stars and Stripes : Justice Forever...
[snaps neck; dies]
