Kick-Ass 2 (2013)

John Leguizamo: Javier

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• Chris D"Amico : Javier, thank you. I couldn"t do this without you. You"re pretty much like the only real family I have left.

  Javier : Not a problem, man. I got your back.

  Chris D"Amico : Hey, it"s kind of like you"re the Alfred to my evil Bruce Wayne.

  Javier : Did you just call me your fucking butler?

  Chris D"Amico : Yeah, is that not a compliment? Shit, my bad.

• Chris D"Amico : [posing with guns]  I know what my role is in this, Javier. My dad was a crime boss, so it just makes sense. I"m a super-villain! It"s evolution.

  Javier : Come on, just put those things down before you hurt somebody, Chris.

  Chris D"Amico : That"s not my name.

  Javier : Okay, okay... uh, red-Red Mist.

  Chris D"Amico : No, Red Mist was my superhero name. Henceforth I"ll be known as The Motherfucker!

• Javier : [referring to Mrs. D"Amico]  Damn she had a nice pair of guns.

  Chris D"Amico : Dude, she"s dead! Don"t talk about her tits.

  Javier : [holding pistols]  I was talking about these.

• Chris D"Amico : [coming up with a super-villain name for a black person on his team]  Black Death.

  Javier : Woah woah woah, don"t you think that"s just a little bit *incredibly* racist?

• Javier : You gotta quit with the racist stereotypes, Chris.