Grabbers (2012)

David Pearse: Brian Maher

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Quotes 

• Brian Maher : You bring potcheen into my bar?

  Paddy Barrett : A bird never flew on one wing.

• Garda Ciarán O"Shea : What is it, Paddy?

  Paddy Barrett : Wouldn"t you like to know?

  Garda Ciarán O"Shea : Not really, no.

  Paddy Barrett : You would, though.

  Garda Ciarán O"Shea : No, not really.

  Paddy Barrett : You would. If you were to know what I know, you"d want to know.

  Garda Ciarán O"Shea : All right, tell us then.

  Paddy Barrett : [leans in]  Right, so, between you and me, I caught meself a sea monster today. Swear to God, may he strike me down. You don"t believe me?

  Garda Ciarán O"Shea : Not a bit.

  Paddy Barrett : I am no liar.

  Brian Maher : Ha!

  Paddy Barrett : Feck off, you!

  Garda Ciarán O"Shea : All right, where is it?

  Paddy Barrett : In me bathtub.

  Garda Ciarán O"Shea : In your bathtub.

  Paddy Barrett : Having a bath.

  [Paddy laughs] 

  Garda Ciarán O"Shea : Goodnight, Paddy.

• Brian Maher : Light me!