Bigfoot: The Monster Within

Needless to say that I had never heard about this 2022 movie titled "Bigfoot: The Monster Within" prior to sitting down to watch it.

But from the very first shot of the movie, you just know that you are in for a dung heap of a movie. This was phenomenally bad. In fact, it ranks among the top three of bad movies I have suffered through over the many, many years of watching movies.

And with "Bigfoot: The Monster Within" being a movie that was written, directed and starring the one and same guy, I have to say that I wasn't expecting much. And Geovanni Molina delivered nothing but rubbish on all accounts.

The storyline in the movie was simplistic, and it felt like a farce and a joke more than it felt like a proper serious movie. And the dialogue was as elegant as an enraged bull in a porcelain store.

The acting performances in the movie were wooden, rigid and laughable. Of course I was not familiar with a single actor or actress on the cast list, though it was somewhat of a stretch calling them actors and actresses.

Visually, then you're in for a treat here. The effects in the movie were so bad that it was almost worth suffering through 56 minutes of this dumpster fire. The green screen scenes were terrible to look at, as they were so fake that even a recently deceased blind man would go "wow, seriously?".

My rating of writer and director Geovanni Molina's 2022 movie "Bigfoot: The Monster Within" lands on a one out of ten stars. How this movie has managed to land a 3.6 rating on IMDb, in this very moment of me reviewing it, is simply beyond my comprehension.