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Justin Long, Jesse McCartney, and Matthew Gray Gubler in Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)

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Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

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  • Theodore: [upon Dave asking where Aunt Jackie is] She's practicing her pole dancing.
  • Theodore: You mean, you don't stay with us at school?
  • Toby: No, no, no, no, no, I've done my time. Thank you very much.
  • Theodore: Simon, does this make my butt look smaller?
  • Simon: Theodore, your butt looks fine. Those guys are just jerks.
  • Brittany: Hey, Ian! In the words of The Donald, "You're fired!"
  • Alvin: Si, don't make me have to kiss you because I'll do it! I don't care! Here come the lips! Makeout train is leaving the station! Toot toot!
  • Alvin: Come on, Alvin! Remember your 5 D's: dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge!
  • Eleanor: Ian says that I need to work on being taller.
  • Theodore: Well, I think you look great just the way you are.
  • Dave: Well, I guess since you answered the phone, you haven't burned down the house yet.
  • Alvin: Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong!
  • Dave: [yelling over the phone] Alvin!
  • Alvin: Yep, nobody does that better than him.
  • Alvin: There's something wrong with the clock! It won't shut up! I can't sleep!
  • [screams]
  • Toby: That's the point. It's an alarm clock. It helps you wake up early in the morning.
  • Alvin: Why would anyone want to wake up early?
  • Toby: [singing] Ever since I met you, I wanted to be your guy...
  • Toby: But as you probably noticed, I'm pathologically shy,
  • Toby: And standing on this stage right now I think I'd rather die,
  • Toby: So I'm just going to start by saying "... hi..."
  • [last lines]
  • Alvin: Boy! I suddenly got really, really tired.
  • Alvin: [laughs] Night, Dave!
  • Dave: Alvin!
  • Alvin: Right back at you, Dr. Rubes!
  • Alvin: Guys? Oh, great.
  • Brittany: They're gone, Alvin.
  • Theodore: [Introducing himself to girls] Hi, I'm Theodore. Hi, I'm Theodore. Hi, I'm Theodore.
  • Simon: [Covering Theodore's mouth and muffling words] Yes, he's Theodore, in case you missed it, and I'm Simon.
  • Dr. Rubin: [about her Chipmunks tattoo] It was my birthday and I was like "Oh, the Chipmunks!" So, what do you say? Will you represent our school?
  • Alvin: Honestly, suspension still sounds pretty good to me.
  • Dave: [to Simon] I'm counting on you.
  • Alvin: Dave, wait a minute! Why is he in charge?
  • Theodore: We're the Chipmunks!
  • Dr. Rubin: Yes, that would explain the fur and the bushy tails. Follow me, gentlemen.
  • Theodore: [screaming] Eagle! Eagle!
  • Ryan: Get him!
  • Theodore: [screaming] Bully! Bully!
  • Alvin: [as Robert DeNiro] You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? I'm the only one here, so you must be talking to me.
  • Ryan: Somebody's going to have to knock those guys down to size.
  • Xander: That should be pretty easy. I mean, they're only eight inches tall.
  • Alvin: I'm not going anywhere without Da-...
  • [singing]
  • Alvin: ... -aydream believer and a homecoming queen.
  • Doctor: I hope for your sake he stays asleep for the entire flight.
  • Simon: Maybe we should give him another shot just to be sure.
  • [first lines]
  • Alvin: [laughs] We're back!
  • Alvin: Let's go!
  • Ian: What part of "singing female chipmunks" don't these people understand?
  • Alvin: Whoops! Well, it looks like it's time to play my second-favorite game: Hide the Broken TV From Dave. You wanna play?
  • Alvin: Who's Aunt Jackie?
  • Theodore: The one who sends us those metal buckets of yummy popcorn for Christmas.
  • Alvin: Oh, Popcorn Jackie.
  • Toby: What was school like for me? Uh, in a word: awesome. But, you know, that's 'cause I was like extremely popular.
  • Simon: Is that why you still live with your grandma?
  • Alvin: And refer to yourself as "The Tobester?"
  • Theodore: And go
  • [imitating video game]
  • Theodore: pyu pyu pyu all day?
  • Alvin: Dave, just think how much you'd miss us if there were six of us.
  • Dave: Alvin, what did you say?
  • Alvin: Well, the Chipettes needed a place to crash, right? So I said that you said they could stay with us as long as they needed to.
  • Dave: Alvin...
  • Alvin: Okay!
  • Dave: Alvin, you need to share the spotlight. It's not all about you.
  • Alvin: Sorry, Dave! I can't hear you over the thousands of fans screaming my name!
  • Alvin: [entering classroom for the first time] Ah, I love the smell of zitcream in the morning!
  • Becca: You are Theo-dorable!
  • Alvin: Do you know what Dave would say if he were here right now?
  • Simon, Theodore: [screaming] Alvin!
  • Alvin: Not bad, but I think it needs to come more from the belly.
  • Toby: You guys should ask someone who isn't me.
  • Brittany: Guys, I know what to do. It's hats off to lan.
  • Simon: Au contraire, mon frere. I'm just going to elegantly show you how it's done.
  • Alvin: [as Hannibal Lecter] I'm gonna crack you like an acorn and eat you for dinner with some fava beans and a nice chianti!
  • Footballer: Did he say something about my father?
  • Alvin: Oh, I didn't realize I pocket-dialed 1-800-LOWLIFE.
  • Alvin: [fighting over a blanket with Simon] You might as well be rooting out truffles in the French countryside because you are in fact hogging!
  • Ian: I had 15 cars. That's like five more cars than anybody really needs.
  • Alvin: Hello, Humane Society? Yes, I need help! A man is after us! He wants to take us to a terrible place... school!
  • Ian: Interested? Call Ian Hawke, 310-555-5309.

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