Repo Men (2010)

Jude Law: Remy

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• Remy : At the end, a job is not just a job, is who you are, and if wanna change who you are, you have to change what you do...

• Remy : I saw an interview with a serial killer once. Said it took him six years to work up to his first kill. The second, a year. The third, just a week. Once that dam broke, it was a flood. Making people die, it had become second nature. Apparently, it also works the other way round.

• Remy : My job is simple. Can't pay for your car, the bank takes it back. Can't pay for your house, the bank takes it back. Can't pay for your liver, well, that's where I come in.

• Remy : Jake Freivald kicked my ass in the fourth grade. It wasn't exactly fair, since he was in the fourth grade for the third time.

• Remy : Mr. Smythe? I am from The Union.

  Mr. Smythe : Holy fuck! Wait! Okay? Just wait. No worries. Keep it holstered. Everything's okay. I can pay.

  Remy : Sorry, that's not my department.

  [shoots him] 

• T-Bone : You from the IRS?

  Remy : No.

  T-Bone : Soul suckers, taking everything back.

  Remy : Mmm. So am I.

• Remy : [from trailer]  Take me out of the system.

  Frank : Give me your fucking heart!

• Remy : He'll sign it. Everybody signs it.

• Remy : Almost every job I do ends the exact same way. Some whimper. Some cry. Some even laugh. But in the end, they all do the same horizontal mambo, twitching and thrusting their way into the great beyond.

• Mr. Smythe's Date : [Remy is about to reclaim Mr. Smythe's liver]  Hey. Hey!

  [hits hard Remy] 

  Remy : Ouch!

  Mr. Smythe's Date : Don't you fucking touch me!

  Remy : No need for violence, Miss!

  [she tries to hit him again, but Remy shoots her] 

• Remy : I guarantee, you'll run out of Repo Men before I run out of ways of killing them.

• Beth : Ask me about my lips.

  Remy : What brand are your lips?

  Beth : They're all mine.

• [first lines] 

  Remy : I remember reading about a scientist. He had a thing for cats and boxes. What he'd do is take a cat and lock it in a box. And then, just to make things interesting, he'd also put this machine in there that released poison gas. Now, the scientist didn't actually know when the machine would release the poison and when it wouldn't. The only way he could tell for sure was to look inside the box. Here's the science bit. Until he opened it up, he figured the cat had to be alive and dead. See, if either one was possible, then both had to be possible, too. Ever since I read about that cat, I can't get the story out of my head. Don't get me wrong, I don't give a fuck about the plight of small, furry animals. I just don't understand. How can anything be alive and dead at the same time?

• Remy : Part of me, most of me, doesn't mind too much if this is how it ends. Because it's over anyway.

• Doctor : [flashback to military days]  Head back for the concussion test.

  Remy : What test?

  [SMACK] 

  Doctor : Congratulations son, you've got a very small brain.

  Remy : Small brains, big skulls. That's why they put us in a tank.