Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Bad News Blair (2007)

Matthew Settle: Rufus Humphrey

Quotes 

• Dan Humphrey : I don't know about Serena, Dad. I can't tell if she's worth it.

  Rufus Humphrey : What do you mean?

  Dan Humphrey : Well, uh, she's best friends with this girl, Blair Waldorf, who is basically everything I hate about the Upper East Side distilled into one 95-pound, doe-eyed, bonmot-tossing, label-whoring package of girly evil.

  Rufus Humphrey : [chuckling]  No one's that bad.

  Dan Humphrey : She is. I would barely be exaggerating if I told you Medusa wants her withering glare back.

• Rufus Humphrey : [surprised to see Lily]  It's been almost 20 years.

  Lily van der Woodsen : And you still don't know women.