Twisted

This is the final season of Married With Children, so I'm not expecting greatness; that said, this first episode isn't too bad. It begins with a pre-credits sequence in which Bud is trying to create a fake storm because his girlfriend Ariel is turned on by life-threatening situations.

After the credits, we're in the shoe store with Al on fine insulting form, verbally abusing a fat customer ("That would explain the life preserver under your dress.", "If I were you, I wouldn't be going out on any limbs."). Outside, a real storm is brewing, and Griff (who escaped the electric chair) makes the most of the windy weather, grabbing food from the air and chasing a woman whose dress is blown off. The tornado hits the shoe store and whisks Al back to his home where Marcy has taken control of the situation, urging everyone to go down to the basement.

The Bundys and the Darcys become trapped in the basement, the wives becoming sexually excited by the danger; Al and Jefferson are left with no option but to use their secret escape...

N. B. Remember to stay for the end credits scene where Kelly is dressed as Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz.