Running with Scissors (2006)

Gwyneth Paltrow: Hope Finch

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Quotes 

• Dr. Finch : Everyone! Come quickly! Wake up! Wake up! A miracle! A miracle! A miracle has occured!

  Agnes Finch : What"re you looking at?

  Natalie : Dad"s morning shit.

  Dr. Finch : See? See how the duplicoil is breaking out of the surface of the water? Holy Father.

  Agnes Finch : Doctor, let me draw you a nice bath.

  Dr. Finch : Agnes, go get a shoehorn. A shoehorn, Agnes.

  Hope : But what does it mean, Dad?

  Dr. Finch : It means our financial situation is turning around. It means things are looking upward. Literally, the shit is pointing out of the pot! Towards Heaven, to God. My turd is a direct communication from the Holy Father.

  [Augusten and Natalie try to hide their laughter] 

  Dr. Finch : No, no, no, no, children. No. Laugh. Laugh! God is... He is the funniest man in the universe. Agnes, I want you to carefully remove this, take it outside, and let it dry in the sun. We"re starting a shrine, Agnes. A shrine. Hope, let"s prepare.

• Hope : You know Natalie, youre so oral, you"ll never get to anal

  Natalie : And youll never get a dick in your dried up cunt, you old maid!

• [from trailer] 

  Hope : What are you guys doing?

  [Augusten is wired with electrodes to his face] 

  Natalie : Electro-shock therapy.

  Hope : Awesome!