Robot Chicken (2001–2022)

Pat Morita: Pat Morita

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• Pat Morita : You can"t enter that tournament without the proper skills, Fat One.

  Joey Fatone : ...And will you train me, Mr. Miyagi?

  Pat Morita : First of all, I"m Pat-effin"-Morita, ya nutsack. Second of all, you"re too old for the training.

  Daniel-san : [enters with a plunger]  So was I... if you remember.

  Pat Morita : Daniel-san! I thought I smelled failure. That toilet"s not going to uplug itself!