The A-Team (2010)

Sharlto Copley: Murdock

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• Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : WHY WE IN A FALLING TANK?

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : BECAUSE THE PLANE EXPLODED?

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : What plane? what, when?

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Recently! Reapers shot it down!

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Reapers? What reapers?

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : The same ones that are trying to kill us now!

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : I blame you, Hannibal!

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Technically, we're not flying...

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : I know, 'cause we FALLING, fool!

• Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [Flying the C-130]  Ladies and gentleman we are expecting some slight turbulence so please remain in your seats until the captain has turned off the fasten seatbelts sign. Don't worry boys, turbulence has never brought down a plane!

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : [Reaper drones lock on C-130, warning alarms sound]  What the hell is that?

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : But, we got inbound subsonic UAVs with missile lock, and they bring down planes all the time!

• Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [cooking]  Who wants secret sauce?

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : NO! No, no, no, no, no! NOT anti-freeze!

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Secret's out, you crazy! Everybody knows!

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : No one can do an anti-freeze marinade like you can, Murdock, but I had a little Bells palsy last time...

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : That's only partial paralysis!

• Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : [Murdock has dropped cargo crushing Baracus' van]  You pancaked my van! I'm gonna kill you, fool!

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : You can't park there! That's a handicap zone!

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : This is a mistake!

• Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : I see you've all met Mr. Murdock.

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Met him? He lit my arm on fire!

  [Murdock starts laughing] 

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : He stitched a lightning bolt in mine.

  Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Look at me, son. I'm told you're a hell of a chopper pilot.

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : The best, sir.

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : I'm not gettin' on a chopper with this nutjob!

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Yea, is this another one of your little 'projects'?

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : I'm a real soldier, I'm a Ranger baby!

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : I'm worried!

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [to Hannibal]  I'm a Ranger, sir.

  Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : That's good enough for me.

• Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [after setting Face's arm on fire]  You're dangerous, I like you!

• Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : [the Team is escaping in the C-130]  You let the real pilots go!

  Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : BA, relax, you're gonna be fine.

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [Hands BA a pill]  Take one of these

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : What is this? Will it knock me out? It better knock me out because if it don't I'm gonna knock you out.

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Bosco all these buttons are confusing me!

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Shut up Murdock!

• [after being shot in the head while wearing a bulletproof mask] 

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : I don't feel good, I feel sane!

• Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : You speak Swahili?

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : You don't?

• Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Hang on, everybody - I wanna try something I saw in a cartoon once!

• Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [Murdock, singing as he spins on the hospital helicopter blade]  You spin me right round baby, right round!

• Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : [after being arrested again at the end]  Nice plan, Face.

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Yea, we just trade Lynches and now we're going back to prison.

  Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : We returned the plates, we can hold our heads high. We did the right thing.

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Yea, and look what it got us. This is bullshit.

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : They burned us again, Hannibal. We trusted the system, and it turned on us.

  Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Remember boys, no matter how random things may appear, there's always a plan... kid.

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : I don't mean to steal your line, boss, but

  [shows key to handcuffs in mouth] 

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : I love it when a plan comes together.

• Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [in a Scottish accent riding a stick horse]  What would you give for one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!

• German Doctor #2 : [during Murdock's electroshock therapy]  He seems completely impervious to it. It's impossible to develop a base reading.

  German Doctor #1 : Have you increased the voltage?

  German Doctor #2 : Every single session, yes.

  German Doctor #1 : And?

  [2nd doctor points] 

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Is that all you got? Here we go.

  [voltage is increased, laughing] 

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Yeehaw!

  [Generator burns out and the room turns black] 

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Yeah, I think I might've felt something there.

• [Murdock and his fellow inmates are watching a 3D movie - The Greater Escape -. During the opening shot of a Humvee, just as it is gettting close to the screen, a real Humvee bursts out of the wall. Sosa is knocked to the ground and the entire audience applauds] 

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : [in a British accent]  Oh Captain! Your chariot awaits!

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [runs and hops into the vehicle]  Sorry boys, gotta run! Can't finish the movie! Do let me know how it ends!

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Charissa, where you hiding? Hey, stay beautiful baby.

  Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Punch it B.A.!

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : [throws it in reverse]  Let's go, fool!

• Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [using a pig oven glove]  Hello my name's Percy. Would you like some pork?

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : If I broke every bone in your hand, could you still do that?

• Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : [after breaking Murdock out the team speeds away from Sosa who starts firing]  She's actually shooting at us!

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [Murdock pokes his head out of the escape vehicle wearing 3D glasses]  You should see these bullets in 3D!

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Murdock, get in here!

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : It's like we're actually being shot at!

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : We are getting shot at you crazy ass fool!

• Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [after B.A almost fell out of the chopper]  Close the door! I know you're airborne rangers, but that was ridiculous!

• Capt. Charisa Sosa : [Murdock is piloting down the runway in take-off mode. Sosa's driver turns right into his path]  Stop! Stop, stop, stop!

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Face, your girlfriend's back.

  Capt. Charisa Sosa : Reverse now!

  Ravech : Son of a bitch!

  [throws the car in reverse] 

  Capt. Charisa Sosa : Move your ass now!

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : The C-130 versus the Mercedes Benz!

  Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Lift us off Murdock!

• Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [singing as he spins on the helicopter blade]  You spin me right round baby, right round!

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Who is this guy?

• Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : Your Honour, these men were acting under my command. Any judgment should be levied on me and me alone.

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Absolutely not, sir! We were all participating in this operation willingly!

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : I won't be tried separately.

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : I refuse to be tried separately.

• Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [Launching countermeasures against Reaper drones]  You see that? That's my di-version! They die on this version!

• Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Murdock, what did I tell you? You have to

  Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : You have to

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck , Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : *Catch* him, *after* you inject him.

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : My bad.

• Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : The bullets didn't even go through, how you feeling?

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Not good... not good. I feel sane!

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : I should've shot you in the head a long time ago.

• Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [in the falling tank]  It's been a pleasure serving with you, gentlemen. The greatest ride is the last ride, Colonel!

• Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [Turned off chopper engine after being shot at]  That's how we deal with heat seekers, chaps! We go cold.

• Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [Posing as a doctor, stitching BA's arm]  Almost hit your tattoo there. The old Ranger tat.

  [Leans in close] 

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Would you think I was crazy if I told you I had one of these?

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : There's something wrong with your eyes, man.

• Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : There's nothing like some good air-to-air combat, hey boys?

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Don't look at me, look at him!

• General Javier Tuco : [Chasing the team in a helicopter]  Blow 'em out of the sky!

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [Does a barrel roll in helicopter]  Ha, I've never tried this before! Did you see that?

  General Javier Tuco : Did you see how he turned the helicopter?

• Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Oh dammit! My head, man.

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [presenting him with food]  Coconut curry tapenade, your favorite.

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Give me that, fool. You got them toast points?

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Voila! Toast points.

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : You had to knock me out again huh?

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Okay now, the whole injection knocking out - Hannibal and Face. The curry tapenade - Murdock.

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : Why do I feel like I fell on my face, huh? Tell me that.

• Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : What's wrong?

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : I don't know man, just thinking about this. We've always come back alive, the four of us, because of the old man.

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : I know.

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : I'm not him.

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Face, I know this.

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Murdock, I'm not Hannibal.

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Who has the most to lose on this, Face? Me, and I trust you.

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Yeah, I know but... you're crazy.

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [presents the Kevlar mask]  Not that crazy.

• Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [Dangling from the chopper blade and singing 'You Spin Me Round']  Rotors are good, sir!

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : [At Hannibal]  Who is this guy?

• Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : [Overlooking Hannibal's mission plan]  Oh hell yeah, Hannibal! This is it right here!

  Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : This is bat shit insane! It's perfect

  Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : This is beyond nuts, boss.

  Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith : [laughs]  It gets better.

• Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : Is that gas? Is that you?

• Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock : [escaping from psych ward wearing 3D glasses]  These guys are shooting at us! It's like we're actually being shot at!

  Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus : You *are* getting shot at, you crazy ass fool.