Transformers (2007)

Anthony Anderson: Glen Whitmann

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Quotes 

• Sam Witwicky : So...

  Maggie Madsen : What'd they get you for?

  Sam Witwicky : I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.

  Glen : [whispered]  Wow.

  Sam Witwicky : Who knew?

• [Keller enters the FBI interrogation room] 

  Maggie Madsen : What's going on?

  Keller : You're coming with me. You're going to be my advisor.

  Glen Whitmann : Me, too?

  Keller : Who's this?

  Maggie Madsen : He's... MY advisor.

  Keller : He comes too.

• Glen : So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet! Who hasn't? Who hasn't?

• [Epps and Glen stare at the gashes in the All Spark chamber] 

  USAF Tech Sergeant Epps : What's that? Freddy Krueger been up in here or something?

  Glen Whitmann : Oh, no, man. Freddy Krueger have four blades, man. That's only three. That's Wolverine!

  [growls and laughs] 

  Glen Whitmann : Right? That's Wolverine!

  Agent Simmons : [in a serious tone]  That's very funny.

• Glen Whitmann : Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break it down to you, how it's gonna happen. They gonna come through that door, they're gonna play good cop, bad cop. Don't fall for that, alright?

  [Maggie rubs her head] 

  Glen Whitmann : That's why I ate their food. See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt. If you don't touch it, you're guilty!

  [exhibits empty plate] 

  Glen Whitmann : I ate the whole plate. The WHOLE plate. So, me and you: they walk through that door, you don't say nothing.

  [Agents enter the room, and Glen is calm up to the point an agent places his briefcase on the table...] 

  Glen Whitmann : [pointing to Maggie]  It was her! She did it! She did it! She's the one you want!

  Maggie Madsen : Glen!

  Glen Whitmann : Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me criminal!

  [burps] 

  Glen Whitmann : Woah, sugar rush.

• Glen Whitmann : Get off my grandmama's carpet! She don't like nobody on the carpet! Especially police!

• Glen Whitmann : Maggie? No! This is my private area, my place of Zen and peace.

  [Glenn's grandmother yells at him] 

  Glen Whitmann : SHUT UP, GRANDMA!

• Maggie Madsen : Glen, seriously, don't you want to see something classified?

  Glen Whitmann : ...how classified?

  Maggie Madsen : Like "I will go to jail for the rest of my life for showing you" classified.

  Glen Whitmann : Oh yes! Yes! Yes!

• Glen's Grandmother : Glen! Who is...

  Glen Whitmann : [yells]  SHUT UP, GRANDMA!

  Glen's Grandmother : Glen!

  Glen Whitmann : GRANDMAMA, DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE!

• Glen Whitmann : Shoot that motherf...!

  [Frenzy launches a CD-shruiken at Glenn] 

  Glen Whitmann : WHOA!

• [Simmons, Keller, Maggie and Glenn test a radio to see if it still operates] 

  Agent Simmons : [finding success]  We're hot! We're live!

  Glen Whitmann : Where are the mics?

  Agent Simmons : [freezes]  ... Mics?

  Glen Whitmann : This doesn't work without mics, Simmons!

  Agent Simmons : No, no, no, no, no!

• Glen Whitmann : Hey, I'm still a virgin...

  Maggie Madsen : Glenn, SHUT UP!

• Glen , Glen's Cousin : [on the computer]  It's the Maaaatrix!