Monster House (2006)

Jon Heder: Reginald 'Skull' Skulinski

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Quotes 

• Skull : [Playing arcade machine]  You're gonna die! You're gonna die!

  Skull : [kills someone in game]  Aw, did you see that? I just chopped off your head again! Your head's rolling. You can't even see it 'cuz your eyes are on your head!

  DJ : [interupts]  Sir?

  Skull : [looks at DJ]  What? I'm busy playing a video game without even looking at the screen.

• Skull : Calm down! You make me wanna throw up in some tin foil and eat it!

• Skull : Oh, you like the steel of my blade? It's so cold.

• [Skull is playing a video game] 

  DJ : Sir?

  Skull : What? I'm busy playing a video game without even looking at the screen. What?

  DJ : Okay. Old man Nebbercracker's house is possessed, and I need to know how to destroy it before it kills people...

  Skull : Calm down. You make me wanna throw up in some tinfoil and eat it!

  [Talking to himself while he's playing] 

  Skull : Oh, you like the steel of my blade? It's so cold!

  [Gets back on topic] 

  Skull : Possessed house, you say? Hmmmm. In my travels to the video store and comic book conventions, I've seen many strange and wondrous things. And I've heard tell of man-made structures becoming possessed by a human soul so that the spirit becomes merged with the wood and brick, creating... a rare form of monster known as Domus mactabilis-sss-sss... ss-sss-ssss...

  DJ : The house is Mr. Nebbercracker.

  Chowder : We're it's murderous enemies.

  Skull : Have fun getting killed.

  [Talking to himself while playing video game] 

  Skull : Ohhh, look at that blood.

  DJ : So... how do we kill it?

  Skull : You've gotta strike at the source of life: the heart.

  DJ : But houses don't have hearts.

  Skull : [beats the game that he was playing]  Yes! Uh-huh. Yeah. You might be right about that.

  [His beeper goes off] 

  Skull : Oh. Sorry, children, but I've got some very important business to take care of. I won't be seeing you later.