The Perfect Man (2005)

Carson Kressley: Lance

Quotes 

• Construction Worker : You're a Jets fan, right?

  Lance : Oh, my God, hello! I live for "West Side Story".

• Uncle Ben : [on the phone]  Why wouldn't she mad, huh? Well, there's only one thing you can do: flowers. And you can't go cheap, either. Nope. A dozen, long-stemmed.

  Amy Pearl : He knows about females.

  Lance : He knows more about females than I know about females.

  Uncle Ben : [on the phone]  In my opinion roses always work, always.

  Holly Hamilton : He doesn't actually believe that, does he?

• Holly Hamilton : We need to know what the perfect man would do as a follow up to the orchid.

  Uncle Ben : Well, can't we talk about it tomorrow?

  Lance : Wait, what could be more important than the perfect man? Oh, duh. Perfect shoes.

• Holly Hamilton : Where's Ben? I need to talk to him. It's an emergency.

  Lance : Too late, little lady. He's already gone.

  Holly Hamilton : Where?

  Lance : The almighty wedding.

  Holly Hamilton : Wedding? What wedding?

  Lance : Well, Amber and ...

  Holly Hamilton : Amber? Amber!

  Lance : I know he didn't really want to do it, but she's hard to say no to.

  Holly Hamilton : Where is it?

  Lance : The Liberty Grand Hotel.

  Holly Hamilton : Thanks.

  Lance : So not a party without me. Whatever!