The Singles Ward (2002)

Kirby Heyborne: Dallen Martin

Quotes 

• Eldon : I've been dancing with this girl, Julia.

  Dallin : Oh flip, dude, she's a cutie.

  Eldon : Yeah, but she uses a DayTimer, and I'm not sure how I feel about that.

• Hyrum : Jon, we need you to give us a ride.

  Jonathan : I can't, I have a gig in, like, five minutes.

  Hyrum : Come on, man, it's just to the stake center.

  Jonathan : Why can't Zak take you.

  Dallin : He took his car bungee jumping.

  Jonathan : Well, when will he be back?

  Eldon : No, you don't understand. He took his CAR bungee-jumping.

• [about the girls at a ward party] 

  Eldon : What do you care? You're going on a mission.

  Dallin : I need someone to write to me.

  Eldon : Dallin, I've seen your grades, you need somebody to read to you.

• [Hyrum and Dallin are inhaling helium from balloons left by a girl for the Preference Dance] 

  Dallin : Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf! This came out of the balloon! It looks like another piece to the PUZZLE!