Reba (2001–2007)
Melissa Peterman: Barbra Jean Booker Hart
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Quotes
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Barbra Jean : Maybe next time I"ll marry someone whose ex-wife appreciates me!
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Reba : Do you know what a teenager is?
Barbra Jean : A demon?
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Barbra Jean : [talking about her wedding] I never wanted to get married in the Virgin Islands.
Reba : Too ironic for ya?
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Reba : You treat that animal like it can walk on water!
Barbra Jean : What is "dog" spelled backwards, Reba?
[conversation about why Barbra Jean"s dog is missing goes on for another two minutes]
Van Montgomery : "GOD"! It spells "God."
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Barbra Jean : Brock, I had an epidural. I think that"s what Jesus would have wanted.
Kyra : I think that"s what Mary would have wanted.
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Barbra Jean : You"re not the boss of me!
Reba : If I was your boss, I would be sleeping with you right now.
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Electrician : [to Barbra Jean, about Reba] Wow, your mom"s a real grouch.
Barbra Jean : [Barbra Jean looks flattered] I know, right?
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Barbra Jean : [in the hospital, after Cheyenne had a false labor, Barbra Jean sits down on a chair] Oh, my God! I think my water just broke!
Reba : Oh no, you"re sitting on my purse!
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Reba : If Thanksgiving were a concert, the turkey would be Cher.
Barbra Jean : So, you want to have Thanksgiving here, and you want Cher?
Reba : That"s right. I"ve got turkey, babe!
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[Reba is shocked by Barbera Jean"s new Reba haircut]
Barbra Jean : So, what do you think? Is it me?
Reba : [furiously] No. It"s me!
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Barbra Jean : Boop! You"ve got mail!
[opens Kyra"s laptop and makes poses]
Reba : [to Brock] Boop! You"ve got a goof-ball!
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Barbra Jean : [to Kyra] You bring people together. You"re like a little Reverend Al Sharpton.