Reba (2001–2007)

Reba McEntire: Reba Hart

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• Cheyenne : You"re leaving? Who"s going to watch Elizabeth?

  Reba : Oooh, that was close. I almost left her alone with her parents!

  Van Montgomery : They all want grandchildren, but they never think of the consequences...

• Reba : Do you know what a teenager is?

  Barbra Jean : A demon?

• Barbra Jean : [talking about her wedding]  I never wanted to get married in the Virgin Islands.

  Reba : Too ironic for ya?

• Dolly Majors : And you are gonna be the prettiest woman in the office!

  Reba : Oh, second to you!

  Dolly Majors : Hey, we"re not comparing apples and melons here.

• Reba : Kyra, what on Earth would make you wanna hit someone?

  Cheyenne : It"s her way of showing affection.

  Kyra : Yeah, that"s right. Now, why don"t you come over here for a little hug?

• Reba : You treat that animal like it can walk on water!

  Barbra Jean : What is "dog" spelled backwards, Reba?

  [conversation about why Barbra Jean"s dog is missing goes on for another two minutes] 

  Van Montgomery : "GOD"! It spells "God."

• Barbra Jean : You"re not the boss of me!

  Reba : If I was your boss, I would be sleeping with you right now.

• Cheyenne : [after seeing her new apartment had other people"s stuff]  Mom, this isn"t my stuff. Oh, my god! We need to call the police!

  Reba : And report what, a delivery?

• Reba : I know what Kyra is doing!

  Brock Hart : Like you did with Cheyenne?

  Reba : Oh, one time! The one time our daughter gets pregnant and I never hear the end of it!

• Reba : Hey, Jake. What are you watching?

  Jake Hart : The Weather Channel. More rain for Brazil.

• Barbra Jean : [in the hospital, after Cheyenne had a false labor, Barbra Jean sits down on a chair]  Oh, my God! I think my water just broke!

  Reba : Oh no, you"re sitting on my purse!

• Reba : Jake Mitchell Hart, are you lying to me?

  Jake Hart : Yes! No-one mocks me and gets away with it!

  Reba : So, did that boy even go upstairs?

  Jake Hart : No! And I didn"t know he was a boy, I thought he was an ugly girl!

  Reba : You are in big trouble! No tv, no dessert, and Grandma gets her cell phone back!

  [She takes the gameboy SP back and Jake runs upstairs] 

• Cheyenne : [about Kyra living with Barbra Jean and Brock]  She must be making their lives a living nightmare.

  Reba : [laughs]  I know!

  [Straightens up] 

  Reba : I mean...

  [firmly] 

  Reba : I know.

• Reba : If Thanksgiving were a concert, the turkey would be Cher.

  Barbra Jean : So, you want to have Thanksgiving here, and you want Cher?

  Reba : That"s right. I"ve got turkey, babe!

• Reba : [when Van gets an injury involving his spine and tail bone]  It"s a mother-in-law"s job to make the best of a bad situation.

  Van Montgomery : [sarcastically]  I thought it was a mother-in-law"s job to make butt-jokes about her son-in-law.

  Reba : We wear many hats.

• [Reba is shocked by Barbera Jean"s new Reba haircut] 

  Barbra Jean : So, what do you think? Is it me?

  Reba : [furiously]  No. It"s me!

• Barbra Jean : Boop! You"ve got mail!

  [opens Kyra"s laptop and makes poses] 

  Reba : [to Brock]  Boop! You"ve got a goof-ball!

• [repeated line] 

  Reba : Crap!

• Reba : [when Kyra is helping cheer Barbra Jean up after she and Brock separate]  You are a beautiful young woman.

  Kyra : Or maybe you just raised me right. That and I watch a lot of "7th Heaven".

• Reba : [reading a card]  Oh, no! It says here that Barbra Jean told Buzzard it was okay for him to write me and visit when he"s in town!

  Cheyenne : Wait, this is Barbra Jean"s brother Buzzard, right?

  Reba : Cheyenne, I would hate to think that I knew more than one person with the nickname "Buzzard".

• Reba : You want me to sign a permission form for bigamy?