Kill the Man (1999)

Luke Wilson: Stanley Simon

Quotes 

• Stanley Simon : Vicki and I love each other and we're going to get married.

  Mr. Livingston : Well thats just freakin' great.

• Guy : What are you doing in my parking lot?

  Bob Stein : Murder.

  Stanley Simon : Yeah, handsome guy too.

  Seth : [coughs] 

  Guy : The corpse just moved!

  Stanley Simon : They have tend to do that sometimes. I once saw a man finish a crossword puzzle after being shot five times.

  Bob Stein : Sunday edition too.

• Bob Stein : Where were you?

  Stanley Simon : Oh, at a nice little bed and breakfast known as the county lockup.

• Stanley Simon : Vicki and I love each other and we're going to get married.

  Mr. Livingston : Well that's just freakin' great.

• Grumpy Senior : I want a copy of this picture.

  Stanley Simon : Sorry, we're closing. Everything's all packed up.

  Grumpy Senior : Well I need a copy!

  Stanley Simon : You can go over to the King Co.

  Grumpy Senior : King Co.? I wouldn't be caught dead in that place.

• Mr. Ellias : I sent you a notice.

  Stanley Simon : I don't believe I ever got it.

  Mr. Ellias : You mean this one?