Thomas Gibson: Chip Rockefeller
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Quotes
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Barney Rubble : [defending Fred to everyone after he's been accused of robbery] Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You're all making a big mistake. Fred couldn't have stolen that necklace. It was locked up in a safe. Fred can't even remember the combination to his bowling locker. Look, he's gotta write it down on his hand, see?
[lifts Fred's hand up in the air and points at where the combination is written]
Fred Flintstone : [jerks away] Aw, great. Now everybody's seen it.
Barney Rubble : Huh. Crack a safe? He couldn't even crack his knuckles without my help.
[laughs]
Chip Rockefeller : Thank you, Mr. Rubble, for confessing to being Mr. Flintstone's accomplice!
Barney Rubble : You're welcome.
[pauses and realizes]
Barney Rubble : What?
Chip Rockefeller : Take them both away!
[the officers takes Fred and Barney to jail; everybody cheers; Betty stares in horror, Roxie claps and smiles evilly]
Fred Flintstone : I'm innocent!
Chip Rockefeller : Everybody, gamble!
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Chip Rockefeller : All right, Flintstone. You've lost Wilma. Now, it's time to lose everything else.
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Chip Rockefeller : [laughs at Fred while watching a fight] More credit? No. No chance, no way, no how. Do you know how much you owe already?
Fred Flintstone : Owe?
Goon : [holds up an I.O.U. to Fred] One million, 400 thousand clams.
Fred Flintstone : Oh.
Chip Rockefeller : It's gonna be a real shame when Wilma finds out what a loser her new boyfriend really is. Of course... she doesn't have to find out.
Fred Flintstone : She doesn't? See that? I knew you were a good guy.
Chip Rockefeller : [chuckles, then give Fred an evil glare] I'm not.
[Fred's smile slowly fades and Chip speaks]
Chip Rockefeller : I said I wouldn't tell her. I didn't say you could still have her. I'll erase your debt, Flintstone, but you've gotta disappear. Out of town, out of Bedrock, and never see or speak to Wilma again.
Fred Flintstone : Wait a minute. You had this planned all along!
Chip Rockefeller : Tell me, how do you even dress yourself in the morning?
Fred Flintstone : Normally I just wear what I fell asleep in. What's that gotta do with anything?
Chip Rockefeller : Goodbye, Flintstone.
[Chips smiles at Fred and leaves the fight; Fred watches him leave]
Fred Flintstone : You won't get away with this, Rockefeller!
[the Neanderthal in the ring his his opponent with his club; the opponent flies out of the ring and lands right on top of Fred; Fred struggles to get up; Neanderthal rises his club above his head; everybody cheers]
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Chip Rockefeller : Fred, would you mind emptying your pockets?
Fred Flintstone : You think I stole Wilma's pearls? Chip, that's...
Chip Rockefeller : Why? Do you have something to hide, Fred?
Fred Flintstone : Definitely not! See for yourself.
[reaches into his pocket]
Fred Flintstone : I'm not--
[pulls out Wilma's pearls and stares at them; everyone gasps; Barney's jaw drops]
Betty O'Shale : [horrified] Fred.
[Wilma can't believe her eyes]
Fred Flintstone : Wait a minute, I didn't take these. Wilma, why would I take your pearls?
Chip Rockefeller : Do you deny that you owe the casino over a million clams with no way to pay it back?
[everyone gasps; Betty shakes her head]
Wilma Slaghoople : Fred, is that true?
Fred Flintstone : Yeah, but--
[Wilma looks heartbroken; Chip takes the pearls from Fred]
Chip Rockefeller : Wilma, darling, I'm so sorry.
[Wilma looks at Chip; glares at Fred, who shakes his head; snatches back her pearls and runs out of the casino in tears]
Fred Flintstone : Wilma. Wilma. Wilma, you can't believe him! He set me up!
Chip Rockefeller : Security, take this man to jail!
[everyone cheers]
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Chip Rockefeller : Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that there is a criminal in our midst...
[Everybody gasps]
Chip Rockefeller : But, before I expose him into the public. I'd like to give him a chance to step forward that admit his wrong doing only to take his first tiny step towards absolution.
Towel Confessor : [sobs] I stole all the towels in my room!
Chip Rockefeller : Well, that is illegal! But, still...
Underwear Confessor : I'm wearing someone else's underwear!
[Everybody gasps and groans]
Chip Rockefeller : No! I was talking about a...
Dinosaur Confessor : I'm systematically poisoning the dinosaurs water supply! In a matter of decades, their entire species will be extinct!
[Everybody laughs]
Chip Rockefeller : All right! This is obviously going nowhere. No, I was talking about a necklace. A very valuable necklace has been stolen from our hotel safe. A necklace belonging to my dear... dear friend, Wilma Slaghoople.
Wilma Slaghoople : My pearls?
Betty O'Shale : Wilma!
Fred Flintstone : All right, who did it? So, help me. If you don't step forward right now, I'll personally punch you in the...
Chip Rockefeller : I don't think violence would be necessary, Flintstone. Because, I know exactly, who stole Wilma's pearls... A desperate man drowning and gambling debts.
Fred Flintstone : Low-life!
Dinosaur Confessor : Hey! Doesn't anybody care about this whole dinosaurs becoming extinct thing?
Chip Rockefeller , Wilma Slaghoople , Betty O'Shale , Fred Flintstone , Barney Rubble , Mick Jagged , Roxie : NO!
[Dinosaur Confessor walks away]
