The Sopranos (1999–2007)
Lorraine Bracco: Dr. Jennifer Melfi
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Quotes
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Anthony "Tony" Soprano Sr. : You know where I was yesterday when you called?
Dr Jennifer Melfi : I don"t know.
Anthony "Tony" Soprano Sr. : I was outside a whorehouse, while a guy that works for me was inside beating the shit out of a guy that owes me money. Broke his arm. Put a bullet in his kneecap.
Dr Jennifer Melfi : How"d that make you feel?
Anthony "Tony" Soprano Sr. : Wished it was me in there.
Dr Jennifer Melfi : Giving the beating or taking it?
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Anthony "Tony" Soprano Sr. : You know, sometimes what happens in here is like taking a shit.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Yes, okay. Although I prefer to think of it more like childbirth.
Anthony "Tony" Soprano Sr. : Trust me. It"s like taking a shit.
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Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Let"s get back to Pie-O-My, it"s sad that you lost something you loved. That being said, it is a horse.
Anthony "Tony" Soprano Sr. : What the fuck"s the matter with you?
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Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Are you still taking the lithium?
Anthony "Tony" Soprano Sr. : Lithium, Prozac. When"s it gonna end?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : We"re trying to give a jolt to your system. Give it... a little kick-start.
Anthony "Tony" Soprano Sr. : Why not kick me in the head?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : What you"re going through is very painful, I know that.
Anthony "Tony" Soprano Sr. : You get stabbed in the ribs, that"s painful. This shit, I don"t feel nothing. Nothing. Dead. Empty.
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Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I feel for you males. It"s our goddamn fault you don"t know how to act.
Randall Curtin : Oh! Admitting mistakes?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : We tell you to be more sensitive, you join Promise Keepers. We say get in touch with your feelings, you run off into the woods in a loincloth gunking yourself with bear fat beating a drum.
Randall Curtin : Hey, don"t ruin my evening.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : You know what I mean.
Randall Curtin : Sure. You want someone who"s sensitive to your needs, but still decisive enough for the occasional grope in the closet.
