Baby Geniuses (1999)

Myles Fitzgerald: Sly, Whit

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Quotes 

• Sly : Have you said "Dada" yet? They'll love that.

  Carrie : Nah, that's stupid!

  Sly : Say it... he'll go nuts! Then he'll call Mom, and they'll both go nuts.

  Carrie : I've decided the first words I want to say will be The Gettysburg Address.

• Sly : They've got Whit.

  Dan : Who's got Whit? Wait, you're Whit.

• Sly : Uh oh! I think we've got company!

  [opens door where Dickie had been spying on the babies. Dickie falls onto the floor and sly walks up to him and grabs him hard by the nose] 

  Sly : Come on ice dork! A mind's a terrible thing to waste.

  [other babies laugh at this] 

  Sly : OK troops, lets move it!

  [Sly leads the other babies down the hall while still holding onto Dickie's nose - causing Dickie to move down the hall on his hands and knees alongside sly] 

  Dickie : Ow! Ow! Ow! Owww!

• Sly : All right guys... should i tell her what i think? I think that if you're going to talk so much out of your ass, maybe you should wear a bow-tie on your butt!

  Basil : A Bow-Tie on her butt? That's disgusting Sylvester!

  Teddie : Your syntax is interesting

  Basil : Its because he watches television all the time. Nice language Sylvester.

  Sly : Nice face Basil. Ewwwww!

  Teddie : Bow-Tie on her butt? I still don't get it. You wear diapers on your butt, not bow-ties.

• Sly : You call those jumping jacks? More like jumping jerks.

• Sly : [notices the 2 goons pretending to be from the power company that Dickie just let into the house]  Its Elena's goons, they're after me. Quick into the bedroom. Hurry up.

  Carrie : What's a goon?

• Goon Bob : [notices Dickie's tattoo]  So how long have you been into self-mutilation?

  Dickie : Huh?

  Goon Bob : Well everyone needs a hobby, listen why don't you go downstairs abd get my partner. Tell him I need a hand,

  Dickie : All right! Just keep an eye on the babies though!

  Sly : [overhears this and thinks]  Brilliant, Dickie! Why don't you just stuff me in his suitcase for him?

• Lenny : Diaper Rodeo! Diaper Rodeo! Diaper Rodeo!

  Margo : Okay! On your mark! Get Ready! Get Set! Go!

  Robin : [Robin and Dan are competing to see who can change a diaper faster. Robin is talking to Carrie]  Hold still sweetie, just hold still!

  Sly : [laughing]  Oh no! There goes old faithful!

  Dan : Ahhh, sprang a leak!

  Robin : [finishes]  TIME!

  Dan : Oh no! i had a leak here, i also had an injury, a rotator cup injury-rotator cup!

• Sly : [Sly has a plan to escape from babyco but it involves hiding in a moving cart of dirty diapers. He is about to jump into the cart when he sighs and says]  Well, give me liberty or give me death!

  [Sly holds his nose and jumps into the cart of diapers and gags] 

  Sly : I should've chosen death! Ugh!