Jack (1996)

Todd Bosley: Edward

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• Jack : Hey guys, I brought a friend, okay? This is Mr. Woodruff.

  Eddie : Are you 10, too?

  Lawrence Woodruff : Uh, well, if you ask my wife. No, I'm afraid I'm just a regular, garden-variety old fart.

• Louis : Hey, I brought Jack. He's right down there.

  John-John : You brought the freak?

  Louis : He's not a freak.

  John-John : You said he was a freak!

  Louis : Yeah, I said wrong, all right? Get over it. He's cool. He knows how to shoot hoops. And he did me a favor today. Here, check this out. Look what he picked up on the way over.

  [pulls out a Penthouse magazine] 

  John-John : He bought that?

  [he reaches for it but Louie pulls it away] 

  Louis : Eh! Eh!

  John-John : No way.

  Louis : Way! Walked right into the store and picked it up. No fear, nothing. My man's the man!

  John-John : That is way cool.

  Eddie : Wish I was a freak!

  Louis : Hey, lay off the freak stuff, all right? Jack's cool. And you gotta let him kick it with us. If he walks, Penthouse walks too.

• George : So Jack, you bought that magazine?

  Jack : Yeah, I buy 'em all the time.

  George : What about Hustler? You get Hustler?

  Jack : If you want it.

  Eddie : Swank?

  Jack : Yeah, that and uh, you know, all the grownup stuff that only grownups can read.

  George : Cool! And they don't give you no trouble in buying them? I mean like they don't ask for ID?

  Jack : No. You know, I just don't shave for a day and I look like I'm fifty.