From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

Cheech Marin: Border Guard, Chet Pussy, Carlos

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Quotes 

• Chet Pussy : All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got

  [sniffs] 

  Chet Pussy : smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

• Carlos : So, what, were they psychos, or...

  Seth : Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

• Chet Pussy : Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!

• Seth : Why, out of all the God-forsaken shitholes in Mexico, do we have to meet here?

  Carlos : One place's just as good as another.

• Seth : [talking about the Titty Twister]  You've never been here before?

  Carlos : No. I drove by it a couple of times. It's a rowdy place, it's out in the middle of nowhere, there'd be no cops and it's open from dusk till dawn. And didn't you say you wanted to meet in the morning? Here we are.

  Seth : Well since you just picked this place out of a hat, my brother is dead, that girl's entire fucking family is dead!

  Carlos : What, were they psychos? Or...

  Seth : Do they look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They were vampires! Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

  Carlos : Seth, how can I make it up to you?

  Seth : Can't make it up to me Carlos. I tell you, you can't do it. Can't make it up!

  [has second thoughts on Carlos' deal] 

  Seth : 15%, instead of 30% for my stay in El Ray, that's a good start.

  Carlos : 28.

  Seth : My brother's gone, you understand that? He is gone, and he is not coming back, and that is your fault. 20.

  Seth , Carlos : [shake on deal]  25.

• Chet Pussy : You know what they say about me? I suck!

• Razor Charlie : [Chet Pussy and two club bouncers standing at the table the Gecko Bros and their hostages are sitting at]  Which one?

  Chet Pussy : [Pointing at Seth]  This piece of shit here man, broke my finger and my nose.

  Chet Pussy : [Shoves Richie]  And this faggot, kicked me in the ribs when I was down.

• Chet Pussy : Hey, what do we have approaching here? A new flavor: apple pie pussy.