The Little Rascals (1994)
Travis Tedford: Spanky
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Quotes
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Mr. Welling : [Stymie and Spanky go into a bank trying to get a loan disguised as two Amish men] What is your account...
[looks up and pauses]
Mr. Welling : number?
George "Spanky" McFarland : Uh, seven.
Mr. Welling : [uncertain] Seven?... seven?
Billy "Froggy" Laughlin : [is under Spanky to hold him up] Try eight.
George "Spanky" McFarland : Eight?
Mr. Welling : [still uncertain, the turns stern] Heard enough.
Mr. Welling : [pulls their fake beards and lets them go hitting Stymie and Spanky in their faces]
Mr. Welling : If you were *my* kids, I'd punish you.
Stymie : If we were *your* kids, we'd punish ourselves!
Mr. Welling : [desperate for them to leave] Leave the premises posthaste!
George "Spanky" McFarland : You can't treat people like this, Mister!
Mr. Welling : You're not people, you're kids.
[as Spanky and Stymie leave, two actual Amish men are walking in]
Stymie : [to the two Amish men] Good luck!
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George "Spanky" McFarland : Howdy, Mister. Me and my buddies have to build a new clubhouse.
Stymie : We have buy some lumber.
Lumberyard Clerk : What kind?
Stymie : Wood!
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Stymie : You're not thinkin' about Darla, are ya?
Alfalfa : No, of course not.
George "Spanky" McFarland : Good.
Alfalfa : I wonder if she's not thinking of me, too?
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George "Spanky" McFarland : People, people, we need your money!
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Alfalfa : Is Spanky home?
Spanky's Dad : Sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isn't here.
Alfalfa's Dad : I'm sorry, Spanky, Alfalfa's not here.
George "Spanky" McFarland : Darn.
Alfalfa : Darn.
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Buckwheat : Hey, Spanky, me and Porky have an idea.
George "Spanky" McFarland : Keep it, you might need it when you grow up!
Buckwheat : Oh-tay.
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George "Spanky" McFarland : [to Alfalfa] How's the tooth ache, bub?
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George "Spanky" McFarland : The clubhouse is fried crispy.
Billy "Froggy" Laughlin : Our lives are over.
George "Spanky" McFarland : And it's all your fault!
[Alfalfa stares off toward the now-burned club house]
George "Spanky" McFarland : That's right. Sure is.
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George "Spanky" McFarland : [during the Go-Cart Derby] You snot wads stole our racer!
Butch : Finders keepers, losers suck!
Alfalfa : Ahhh - bite me!
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A.J. Ferguson : [to Spanky] Ah, the strong, silent type, eh?
Alfalfa : Don't take this personal, lady, but my pal's real disappointed.
A.J. Ferguson : Ohh! What's the matter, sugar pie?
George "Spanky" McFarland : Well, we were just kinda hopin' that... A.J. Ferguson was gonna give us the trophy.
A.J. Ferguson : Well, boys, today's your lucky day.
[takes off patch on her suit, revealing her name "A.J. Ferguson"]
A.J. Ferguson : 'Cause that's exactly who I am!
George "Spanky" McFarland : [shocked] You're the best driver there is!
A.J. Ferguson : Well, thank you very much! You didn't do so bad yourself!
