The Little Rascals (1994)

Mel Brooks: Mr. Welling

Quotes 

• Mr. Welling : [Stymie and Spanky go into a bank trying to get a loan disguised as two Amish men]  What is your account...

  [looks up and pauses] 

  Mr. Welling : number?

  George "Spanky" McFarland : Uh, seven.

  Mr. Welling : [uncertain]  Seven?... seven?

  Billy "Froggy" Laughlin : [is under Spanky to hold him up]  Try eight.

  George "Spanky" McFarland : Eight?

  Mr. Welling : [still uncertain, the turns stern]  Heard enough.

  Mr. Welling : [pulls their fake beards and lets them go hitting Stymie and Spanky in their faces] 

  Mr. Welling : If you were *my* kids, I"d punish you.

  Stymie : If we were *your* kids, we"d punish ourselves!

  Mr. Welling : [desperate for them to leave]  Leave the premises posthaste!

  George "Spanky" McFarland : You can"t treat people like this, Mister!

  Mr. Welling : You"re not people, you"re kids.

  [as Spanky and Stymie leave, two actual Amish men are walking in] 

  Stymie : [to the two Amish men]  Good luck!

• Mr. Welling : Six kids, hard-working father, honest and trustworthy. Loan... denied!