Scenes from a Mall (1991)

Bette Midler: Deborah

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Quotes 

• Deborah Fifer : Do you really hate this dress?

  Nick Fifer : What I really hate is this jacket, this white jacket. I look like a Brazilian gigolo.

• Nick Fifer : Well, now I feel like the scumbag of all time.

  Deborah Fifer : You are.

• Nick Fifer : I don't know how our marriage lasted.

  Deborah Fifer : Mutual death wish.

• Nick Fifer : Your constant interrupting of me...

  Deborah Fifer : Please! In sixteen years, I've never finished a sentence.

• [Deborah wants to give Nick his Christmas present] 

  Deborah Fifer : I have something to get you out of your midlife crisis.

  Nick Fifer : That can only mean a full-body vibrator!

• [On an affair Nick had] 

  Nick Fifer : I liked her. I loved the sex.

  Deborah Fifer : [scornful]  Oh. So, you LOVE me, but you only LIKE the sex.

• Deborah Fifer : No alimony, no special stipends, just plain child support - a LOT of it.

• Deborah Fifer : How about those two beautiful creatures? Think you can handle them?

  Nick Fifer : Handle them? I can salivate over them.

• Deborah Fifer : I betrayed you? You betrayed me! What about your seven month adventure with a girl named Ed?

• [Last lines] 

  Nick Fifer : [defensive]  Am I the kind of guy who loses his temper?

  Deborah Fifer : Please! You smashed the mime in the jaw!

  Nick Fifer : [defensive]  I gave him 100 bucks...

• Deborah Fifer : Of course, Nicky-san. Anything for Nicky-san on most honorable anniversary.