Frankie and Johnny (1991)

Nathan Lane: Tim

Quotes 

• Tim : [after repeated phone calls from Johnny]  Excuse me, Johnny, I've got to hang up. We're expecting a call from you any minute

• [doorbell rings] 

  Tim : Are you expecting someone?

  Frankie : No.

  [doorbell rings again] 

  Frankie : Hello, who is it?

  Johnny : Frankie?

  Frankie : Johnny?

  Tim : Ooh, I just got goosebumps.

• Johnny : [Waiting for Frankie]  I have a cousin who's gay, by the way.

  Tim : Oh, most people do.

  Frankie : Ready!

  Johnny : He's a really great guy.

  Tim : I'm sure.

  Johnny : He just found out he was gay a couple of months ago.

  Tim : Well, I'll look him up in the directory. Under the new entries.

• Frankie : I don't date, by choice.

  Tim : Too bad, because I love your choices. We went from Mr. Abuse You to Mr. Use You, plus a Christmas fling with a cross-dresser that I blew the whistle on, thank you very much.

• Frankie : [Frantically preparing for Johnny to come to the door]  Wait, wait! Who are you going to tell him you are?

  Tim : The man who shot Liberty Valance.

• Frankie : [trying on dresses]  I'm too old for this shit.

  Tim : Oh, come on...

  [Frankie poses with an austere black dress held in front of her] 

  Tim : Ugh. I don't think so. You'll look like an Italian widow.