- [Roger and Simon are arguing over Roger's loud music]
- Roger: I happen to know that Albert Schweitzer listened to loud music.
- Simon: Albert Schweitzer never listened to music that loud.
- Roger: Yeah? How do you know?
- Simon: Because he won the Nobel PEACE Prize.
- [Long pause]
- Roger: That... is the most logical thing I've ever heard.
- Dan: Okay, how do I explain this? When you're a star, everybody knows you.
- Tarzan: Everybody knows Dan: Jane, Roger, Cheetah...
- Dan: No, no, no, Tarzan, I mean everybody all around the world. You're in the newspaper every day, you're on TV every day, you sign autographs.
- Tarzan: Autographs?
- Dan: Yeah, you write your name on a piece of paper.
- Tarzan: Why?
- Dan: Because you're famous! Because everybody wants a piece of you. That's what makes them happy.
- Tarzan: The sun makes people happy. Trees make people happy. Why does a piece of paper make people happy?
- [pause]
- Dan: I'll have to get back to you on that.
- Starr Reilly: I have to dig a what?
- Roger: A trench. T-R-E...
- Starr Reilly: I know how to spell it, you goon.
- Starr Reilly: You're sure you've never heard of me?
- Tarzan: Tarzan is sure.
- Starr Reilly: What, you don't have a CD player? Okay, a radio? Now come on, you must watch videos!
- Tarzan: Tarzan watches the jungle. That is enough.
- Starr Reilly: I don't understand. I'm supposed to be a household name.
- Roger: I guess that doesn't cover treehouses.
- Simon: I missed the city once, Jane. I missed the rush and the color, and the sight of women so beautiful in their dresses and high heels. Then I looked at this jungle, at the birds and the trees, the ground so alive beneath me, and I realized that out here in the middle of nowhere, in a place not even on the map... I was closer to God.