- Honey Neilson: We are the Neilsons from "Hi Honey, I'm Home." We were sent here by the S.R.P.
- Mike Duff: S.R.P.?
- Honey Neilson: Sitcom Relocation Program.
- [Skunk and Eliane are figthing]
- Sidney "Skunk" Duff #1: Elaine!
- Elaine Duff #1: Don't call me that!
- Sidney "Skunk" Duff #1: MOM!
- Elaine Duff #1: ...Don't call me that either...
- Elaine Duff: Nice house you got here.
- Lloyd Neilson: Yeah, we couldn't decide on a house or a condom.